Europe, Boring Until it's Not

[SuburbanFarmer]

It's just these Americans, the only way they know how to cook is barbeque.

Barbeque is done with a smoker, not a grill, you son of a bitch.

Please stop talking. It depends on the meat.

You can do chicken at high heat, with some caramelized sauce on it, but that's not BBQ.

[The Conservative]

Barbeque is done with a smoker, not a grill, you son of a bitch.

Please stop talking. It depends on the meat.

You can do chicken at high heat, with some caramelized sauce on it, but that's not BBQ.

Remind me never to ask you to man a grill.

You don’t put chicken on high heat.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Please stop talking. It depends on the meat.

You can do chicken at high heat, with some caramelized sauce on it, but that's not BBQ.

Remind me never to ask you to man a grill.

You don’t put chicken on high heat.

Referring to a grill in general, not 'as much charcoal as you can fit in your Weber'.

I... shit... weaponized autism is weaponized.

[The Conservative]

You can do chicken at high heat, with some caramelized sauce on it, but that's not BBQ.

Remind me never to ask you to man a grill.

You don’t put chicken on high heat.

Referring to a grill in general, not 'as much charcoal as you can fit in your Weber'.

I... shit... weaponized autism is weaponized.

Do you not grill or smoke? sweet Jesus... please stop.

And before you ask, yes I do. I've won competitions with my pulled pork chili.

[Speaker to Animals]

[The Conservative]

Hey, stop posting images of yourself, they aren't very flattering.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Remind me never to ask you to man a grill.

You don’t put chicken on high heat.

Referring to a grill in general, not 'as much charcoal as you can fit in your Weber'.

I... shit... weaponized autism is weaponized.

Do you not grill or smoke? sweet Jesus... please stop.

And before you ask, yes I do. I've won competitions with my pulled pork chili.

[Montegriffo]

Get over yourself TC. BBQ is just caveman cooking over some red hot embers.
I made roasted pork loin with a cider, apple and mustard sauce tonight. Known generically as "porc Normande". You can substitute calvados apple brandy for the cider if your budget allows.

[Speaker to Animals]

Super rare Harvey Mudd meme.

[Speaker to Animals]

True fact: bbq is probably the oldest cooking method that is not simply burning meat over a fire.