What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

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Sounds like it's time for a random meteor strike. :lol:
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TheReal_ND wrote:I can't violate the NAP
Non Aggression Principle?

The LizardMen make off with your game, the catfish and most of the Hobbits belongings including a curious ring...

The Hobbits are in their underwear on the riverbank...

They are giving you a funny look.

"Were you just drinking your own piss?" one of them asks, hesitantly...
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TheReal_ND wrote:I can't violate the NAP
Better to accept them into the community, get their recipe for deep fried chick pea and interbreed with them until everyone is a nice coffee colour.
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Montegriffo wrote:Better to accept them into the community, get their recipe for deep fried chick pea and interbreed with them until everyone is a nice coffee colour.
Interbreeding with Lizard people requires at least three different saving throws...
They do make a decent Gumbo tho...
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DrYouth wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:I can't violate the NAP
Non Aggression Principle?

The LizardMen make off with your game, the catfish and most of the Hobbits belongings including a curious ring...

The Hobbits are in their underwear on the riverbank...

They are giving you a funny look.

"Were you just drinking your own piss?" one of them asks, hesitantly...
Nah nah nah. Stealing violates the NAP. It's ok I'll track them down. I trained for this in ranger school.
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TheReal_ND wrote:Nah nah nah. Stealing violates the NAP. It's ok I'll track them down. I trained for this in ranger school.
Tracking them proves relatively simple...
They are proceeding down stream...
[rolls dice]
They don’t notice you on the riverbank and you are able to make good time on a deer track.
By late afternoon they are making for shore...
Looks like they’re heading towards some sort of camp.
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By this time you’re getting hungry and thirsty.
Did you pack any provisions?
Wait, let me guess.
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Tonight we feast on lizard flesh and drink our own piss from their skulls.

Weild sword and follow them into the camp stealthily.
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[rolls dice]

The late afternoon sun is casting some decent shadows which allow you to close in on the camp without being noticed.

The three lizard men are greeted by a fourth who appears to have prepared the camp... this one is smaller than the other three.

Possibly a female, but it's hard to tell with lizard people.

They are all making a creepy sound, which might be laughter, as the three lizard men show off the spoils.

One of them is imitating a drinking motion. The other three appear disgusted, and then laugh harder.
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I learned how to deal with lizardtarians in ranger school.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ALEPPO?

WHAT IF THE CHILD CONSENTS?