Social Justice Warriors Thread

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Post by Fife » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:12 am

Mottey Castello does enjoy a nice castle, I'm told.

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by Fife » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 am
Fife wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:08 am
Muh Equality

Even from the depths of the Motte, "equality" is a dipshit buzzword. I'd be interested to hear a rigorous definition of "equality" from Montez.
All I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.

Oh, it'll float alright -- if you don't fuck it up. What about my offer of a nice 18 inch felled cedar for about 2 dozen gallons of mead?

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:14 am

Fife wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 am
Fife wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:08 am
Muh Equality

Even from the depths of the Motte, "equality" is a dipshit buzzword. I'd be interested to hear a rigorous definition of "equality" from Montez.
All I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.

Oh, it'll float alright -- if you don't fuck it up. What about my offer of a nice 18 inch felled cedar for about 2 dozen gallons of mead?
It takes at least a year to make mead.

Two dozen gallons of mead is about 75 lbs of honey too.

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by PartyOf5 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:19 am

We are living in the Onion universe.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
At long last, the city of Berkeley, Calif., shattered the glass manhole — ahem, “maintenance hole.”
The Berkeley city council voted on Tuesday night to update it’s municipal code with gender-neutral language. It passed unanimously on the first reading
Changing manhole to maintenance hole isn't even the worst of it.

Brother and Sister are being replaced with Sibling. Pregnant woman must now be referred to as pregnant employees, so we don't exclude all those pregnant men out there. :doh:

Thank you California geniuses for enlightening us hayseeds on the proper terms. We have been wrong all these centuries, and only your brilliance can save us.

Learn to swim.

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by Fife » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:21 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:14 am
Fife wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 am


All I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.

Oh, it'll float alright -- if you don't fuck it up. What about my offer of a nice 18 inch felled cedar for about 2 dozen gallons of mead?
It takes at least a year to make mead.

Two dozen gallons of mead is about 75 lbs of honey too.

OK, OK . . . how about one gallon of mead, along with a case of Jack Daniel's and a pony keg of nattie? You can give me an option on the mead.
:goteam: :drunk:

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by PartyOf5 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:22 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 am
All I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.
Oh, but there is tree equality.

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by Fife » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:22 am

PartyOf5 wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:19 am
We are living in the Onion universe.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
At long last, the city of Berkeley, Calif., shattered the glass manhole — ahem, “maintenance hole.”
The Berkeley city council voted on Tuesday night to update it’s municipal code with gender-neutral language. It passed unanimously on the first reading
Changing manhole to maintenance hole isn't even the worst of it.

Brother and Sister are being replaced with Sibling. Pregnant woman must now be referred to as pregnant employees, so we don't exclude all those pregnant men out there. :doh:

Thank you California geniuses for enlightening us hayseeds on the proper terms. We have been wrong all these centuries, and only your brilliance can save us.

Learn to swim.
Puritans aren't about to start tolerating heresy now.

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by Montegriffo » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:37 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:59 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:16 am
C-Mag wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:08 am
Social Justice is about revenge and punishment for perceived wrongs of the past.

Social Justice has nothing to do with equality, not between men and women, and not between races.
Social justice is about righting actual wrongs and is all about equality.

Are you sure you are not falsely equating social justice with the aims of social justice warriors again Carlus?

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Motte_and_bailey


You're behaving intentionally dishonestly.


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Hey, if people weren't making false equivalations between social justice and crazy demands from SJWs I wouldn't have to state the bleeding obvious or ''retire to my motte'' as you call it.
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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by pineapplemike » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:45 am

Rush and Tool on the same page, nice

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Re: Social Justice Warriors Thread

Post by PartyOf5 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:23 am

Fife wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:22 am
Puritans aren't about to start tolerating heresy now.
Waitaminute. That word contains "her". Berkley better get on that and change it to peoplesy before there are riots.