Social Justice Warriors Thread
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Mottey Castello does enjoy a nice castle, I'm told.
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Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 amAll I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.
Oh, it'll float alright -- if you don't fuck it up. What about my offer of a nice 18 inch felled cedar for about 2 dozen gallons of mead?
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It takes at least a year to make mead.Fife wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 amSpeaker to Animals wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 amAll I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.
Oh, it'll float alright -- if you don't fuck it up. What about my offer of a nice 18 inch felled cedar for about 2 dozen gallons of mead?
Two dozen gallons of mead is about 75 lbs of honey too.
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We are living in the Onion universe.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
Brother and Sister are being replaced with Sibling. Pregnant woman must now be referred to as pregnant employees, so we don't exclude all those pregnant men out there.
Thank you California geniuses for enlightening us hayseeds on the proper terms. We have been wrong all these centuries, and only your brilliance can save us.
Learn to swim.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
Changing manhole to maintenance hole isn't even the worst of it.At long last, the city of Berkeley, Calif., shattered the glass manhole — ahem, “maintenance hole.”
The Berkeley city council voted on Tuesday night to update it’s municipal code with gender-neutral language. It passed unanimously on the first reading
Brother and Sister are being replaced with Sibling. Pregnant woman must now be referred to as pregnant employees, so we don't exclude all those pregnant men out there.
Thank you California geniuses for enlightening us hayseeds on the proper terms. We have been wrong all these centuries, and only your brilliance can save us.
Learn to swim.
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Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:14 amIt takes at least a year to make mead.Fife wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 amSpeaker to Animals wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 am
All I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.
Oh, it'll float alright -- if you don't fuck it up. What about my offer of a nice 18 inch felled cedar for about 2 dozen gallons of mead?
Two dozen gallons of mead is about 75 lbs of honey too.
OK, OK . . . how about one gallon of mead, along with a case of Jack Daniel's and a pony keg of nattie? You can give me an option on the mead.
:goteam: :drunk:
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Oh, but there is tree equality.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:10 amAll I know is that we do not have cedar tree equality. You should let me fell one cedar tree for the sake of equality and giving your fair share. I will even let you ride in the canoe I make from it, if it actually floats. If it doesn't work you can have it.
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw
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Puritans aren't about to start tolerating heresy now.PartyOf5 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:19 amWe are living in the Onion universe.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.htmlChanging manhole to maintenance hole isn't even the worst of it.At long last, the city of Berkeley, Calif., shattered the glass manhole — ahem, “maintenance hole.”
The Berkeley city council voted on Tuesday night to update it’s municipal code with gender-neutral language. It passed unanimously on the first reading
Brother and Sister are being replaced with Sibling. Pregnant woman must now be referred to as pregnant employees, so we don't exclude all those pregnant men out there.
Thank you California geniuses for enlightening us hayseeds on the proper terms. We have been wrong all these centuries, and only your brilliance can save us.
Learn to swim.
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Hey, if people weren't making false equivalations between social justice and crazy demands from SJWs I wouldn't have to state the bleeding obvious or ''retire to my motte'' as you call it.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:59 amMontegriffo wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:16 amSocial justice is about righting actual wrongs and is all about equality.
Are you sure you are not falsely equating social justice with the aims of social justice warriors again Carlus?
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Motte_and_bailey
You're behaving intentionally dishonestly.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Rush and Tool on the same page, nice
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