SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

For real though, Dorothy Gale has been the shit ever since she was an infant in diapers

Smitty Knows

If she has a "flaw" it's that she's a Vulcan

What she does, instead of expressing her love in an overt way, is that goes out of her way to do nice things for me, to take care of me

I can draw more out of her, but otherwise she will just smother me with care and feeding

[Montegriffo]

Just regular bacon

She does not eat fish, period end of story

She will make me fish, on my birthday I get San Franscisco Cioppino, but she never eats fish

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

She might have to eat more vegetarian food than she's used to.
I don't mind cooking meat though, in fact I enjoy it if it's good meat.
I make a good venison, port and redcurrant pie.
This is a steak and ale pie I made for the punters at BBU one year with beef from the farm.

[Smitty-48]

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

She might have to eat more vegetarian food than she's used to.

She's fine with that, she's not even big on meat, she makes meat for me

What she wants is like one of those celebrity chefs, who cook for celebrity chicks

if you can be that, you're in like flynn

[Montegriffo]

That's it, I'm starving now. I'm going to make a leek and butter bean pie with mash.

[StCapps]

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

For real though, Dorothy Gale has been the shit ever since she was an infant in diapers

Smitty Knows

If she has a "flaw" it's that she's a Vulcan

What she does, instead of expressing her love in an overt way, is that goes out of her way to do nice things for me, to take care of me

I can draw more out of her, but otherwise she will just smother me with care and feeding

Sounds like the best flaw ever in your case, feature not a bug, when you get it out of her, it's all the more rewarding for you, and you enjoy the drawing it out of her, so it's not even work

You need a Vulcan to make you truly appreciate it when love is expressed, and she needs you to draw it out of her

Opposites attract, Synergistic, Fills Gaps

[heydaralon]

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

I honestly love everything she makes for me, everything she makes is the best I've had

she is the ultimate catch

So dedicated and disciplined about everything she does

I told you, I don't have my shit together,

this woman just takes care of me, otherwise I would be a disaster area

Maybe you are not as bad as you think, she just brings out the best in you.
I've known a couple of guys who were great human beings but had a bit of a self destructive streak (drugs, booze) that ended up with great women and they mellowed out. One dude I know went to prison for three years. His fiance stood by him during all that, and helped him on his feet when he got out. This dude has had my back a lot. Now he is doing great. Got a house, a nice truck, a job with lots of OT plus sidejobs, and about to get promoted. He's crushing it, and I think his girl helped him get to that point. He's taking care of her now and helping her get further along in life. Its awesome when you see a relationship in your friends that works out that way.

[heydaralon]

Its hard to find a woman like that though. But they do exist.

[Smitty-48]

Like she's upstairs working out right now, never takes a shift off, even on her birthday

If she had a live in chef who cooked her a special diet, that guy would have a good shot

Better be cute tho, I am not being replaced by an ugly dude, I'll have Capps take him out, omerta

[Smitty-48]

Maybe you are not as bad as you think, she just brings out the best in you.

It's just that I can't let her down, when you have a sacred woman like this, her approval is paramount

I'm still lazy, but if it's something to be done for her, I pull out all the stops

[heydaralon]

Like she's upstairs working out right now, never takes a shift off, even on her birthday

If she had a live in chef who cooked her a special diet, that guy would have a good shot

Better be cute tho, I am not being replaced by an ugly dude, I'll have Capps take him out, omerta

You better keep her away from The Conservative then. That dude is a world class chef (cooked for 2 presidents), and he knows how to code and has made manual packet routed data that is used by the US military in the F35. Plus, he is completely rational and is thus capable of making Ted Talk level genius points.