SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

This song is this thread in a nutshell, seriously it's spooky

[Smitty-48]

She just made me perfect Eggs Benedict, she strives to get it perfect every time, and she does

This is why Monteh has a shot, she has very high standards as a cook, only a chef could meet them

Eggs Benedict, I could do that with my eyes shut...
Smoked salmon or Parma ham?

Just regular bacon

She does not eat fish, period end of story

She will make me fish, on my birthday I get San Franscisco Cioppino, but she never eats fish

[StCapps]

She just made me perfect Eggs Benedict, she strives to get it perfect every time, and she does

This is why Monteh has a shot, she has very high standards as a cook, only a chef could meet them

Eggs Benedict, I could do that with my eyes shut...
Smoked salmon or Parma ham?

Just regular bacon

She does not eat fish, period end of story

She will make me fish, on my birthday I get San Franscisco Cioppino, but she never eats fish

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

[Montegriffo]

You're making me hungry now, I wish I had some eggs. I'll have to see if the neighbour has any spare again...

[Smitty-48]

Eggs Benedict, I could do that with my eyes shut...
Smoked salmon or Parma ham?

Just regular bacon

She does not eat fish, period end of story

She will make me fish, on my birthday I get San Franscisco Cioppino, but she never eats fish

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

[StCapps]

Just regular bacon

She does not eat fish, period end of story

She will make me fish, on my birthday I get San Franscisco Cioppino, but she never eats fish

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

Hear dat Monte? Get to work on them fitness foods

Capps: Hey man how you doin, how you been?
Smitty: Just makin it cool to rap about love again

[heydaralon]

Just regular bacon

She does not eat fish, period end of story

She will make me fish, on my birthday I get San Franscisco Cioppino, but she never eats fish

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

[StCapps]

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

For real though, Dorothy Gale has been the shit ever since she was an infant in diapers

Smitty Knows

[Smitty-48]

I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on mind
Some assembly required now lemme take you down the line

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

I honestly love everything she makes for me, everything she makes is the best I've had

she is the ultimate catch

So dedicated and disciplined about everything she does

I told you, I don't have my shit together,

this woman just takes care of me, otherwise I would be a disaster area

[heydaralon]

The main thing is she makes a lot of fitness food, for her fitness routine

She works hard to look good and eats a special diet

if she had a chef to do that, he would have a shot

What is your favorite dish that your wife cooks for you? Sounds like a great companion tbh. You have mentioned pio pio chicken, beef strougonoff, filet mignon, and many other things. Its crazy that a woman with a high powered corporate gig like that finds the time to cook and cook well. What a catch!

For real though

Shit my ex's were all shit cooks. I could cook better than all of them. My mom is like the one counter example I can think of in my own life where a career woman knew her way around the kitchen. She had a great STEM job (back in the 70's when women in that field were a curiosity), but after she got pregnant she stopped working and went full blown housewife. She can cook really well too and knows how to do a lot of very practical things like fixing edger's/weedwhackers when they go down, ironing, sewing etc. Its kind of sad, because very few girls my age know those skills. They think its beneath them or something. As though cooking an awesome meal and making your family happy is this demeaning thing or something. I don't understand girls my age man. I don't get it...