SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Xenophon]

Mind you, my wife is Canadian, so when I rant about Dixie, she doesn't understand

"Who is the heck is Dixie ?"

My wife rolls her eyes when I wax poetic, but she knows she married an anachronism.

[Smitty-48]

Mind you, my wife is Canadian, so when I rant about Dixie, she doesn't understand

"Who is the heck is Dixie ?"

My wife rolls her eyes when I wax poetic, but she knows she married an anachronism.

Right now, my wife is feeling me

I'm a romantic guy, but now with a war in progress, that's gone 9000

It's like renewing our wedding vows without the formality

Like, if I was taking for granted lately, baby, I sure ain't now, I'm saying it all right now

She's feeling it too, so it's very, very sweet

[StCapps]

I'm very thankful I married my wife. Six years my junior, the best woman on the planet. Every day I walk this earth I look at her and realize that there was nothing about me that made me deserve her, or the kids we have together. We both were each others firsts, and we've been a cohesive unit ever since. She knows me better than anyone, and furthermore understands me, even when I go on a rant about Dixie, she knows my heart.

I feel you, I'm happy for you, congratulations on winning the life lottery

Having the consigliere with the highest security clearance, absolute trust, it's simply the best

Life Lottery City = This Thread

[StCapps]

Mind you, my wife is Canadian, so when I rant about Dixie, she doesn't understand

"Who is the heck is Dixie ?"

Dorthy Gale so funny, unintentional comedy ftw

[Montegriffo]

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[StCapps]

This is the good vibes thread, Eeyore is just trying to kill everyone's buzz by framing shit as a negative

At least it was actually funny this time though, so his above remark gets a pass, due to actually having a sense of humor for once

[StCapps]

Anyway, another dope episode of Better Call Saul, in the best season of the show yet

Season finale next week, get hype

[SuburbanFarmer]

I think the problem with him is that his lashes are millimeters away from his colon.

That is a charge I won’t deny. I’m a smart guy, but definitely trend towards introvert.

[Smitty-48]

Mind you, my wife is Canadian, so when I rant about Dixie, she doesn't understand

"Who is the heck is Dixie ?"

Dorthy Gale so funny, unintentional comedy ftw

She even plays Gran Turismo now, so fun

[Smitty-48]

Hey, our box of pandemic supplies just arrived from the lady at the Shanghai office

I gotta enough stuff here to equip a rifle platoon

And we got the cool SARS masks from China, 180 of them