Grumpy needs to find a loyal lady to make the baby momma step her game up, she thinks she has him by the balls, and she's right, which is why she shits on him so much, because he just takes it
Stand up for yourself, Grumpy
Rule that putty, she'll treat you better if you do, at the very least
Dogs don't chase rocks just lying on the ground, they chase after rabbits that dart in and out of bushes, be the evasive rabbit, not the motionless rock. Chicks want something hard to catch, easy to catch is boring, then they start lashing out
Soon as she finds a new suckah, Grumpy is toast, and she takes the kids, he's apparently the last to know
Grumpy doesn't trust any women because his taste in women has lead him so astray, so he's all traumatized now, which prevents him from finding an actual trustworthy chick, because if she ever came along and liked him despite his SIFCLF buzzkill routine, she simply wouldn't be appreciated and written off as just another backstabber waiting to happen
Women are not a monolith, loyal women are not a myth, Grumpy just sucks at finding and recognizing them
He's fucked now, she's got him by the balls
He's gonna be that guy
paying child support without ever being able to see the kids
but she was looking for her boyfriend in the rain, so she was a little distracted
Damn.
Looking for her boyfriend in the rain.
I always loved being that guy
Mind you, it was usually me looking for my girl and she waiting in a warm car for me
So jealous of him, lucky bastard, better treat her right, lest she bail and I swoop in
In the meantime, I bet she has some cute friends, and since she is outgoing and has such a dime of a personality, that chances of that are probably pretty high, she'd make a sick wingwoman
Hey, I'm not so proud as to turn your money down if you want to pay my phone bill. Just saying...
How much is it and how do you want the money sent ?
You're very kind to offer but I was only joking. I'll manage one way or another. Save your money for your own family, I can hit mine up for a loan if I have to.
Well I don't trust you not to dox me,
but if you're in dire straits and you have an anonymous way for me to get the money for you?
but she was looking for her boyfriend in the rain, so she was a little distracted
Damn.
Looking for her boyfriend in the rain.
I always loved being that guy
Mind you, it was usually me looking for my girl and she waiting in a warm car for me
So jealous of him, lucky bastard, better treat her right, lest she bail and I swoop in
In the meantime, I bet she has some cute friends, and since she is outgoing and has such a dime of a personality, that chances of that are probably pretty high, she'd make a sick wingwoman
I'm jealous of him on your behalf, but definitely try to be her friend, you never know where the connects will go
Soon as she finds a new suckah, Grumpy is toast, and she takes the kids, he's apparently the last to know
Grumpy doesn't trust any women because his taste in women has lead him so astray, so he's all traumatized now, which prevents him from finding an actual trustworthy chick, because if she ever came along and liked him despite his SIFCLF buzzkill routine, she simply wouldn't be appreciated and written off as just another backstabber waiting to happen
Women are not a monolith, loyal women are not a myth, Grumpy just sucks at finding and recognizing them
He's fucked now, she's got him by the balls
He's gonna be that guy
paying child support without ever being able to see the kids
How much is it and how do you want the money sent ?
You're very kind to offer but I was only joking. I'll manage one way or another. Save your money for your own family, I can hit mine up for a loan if I have to.
Well I don't trust you not to dox me,
but if you're in dire straits and you have an anonymous way for me to get the money for you?
I'd try to help you out,
within reason of course.
Shit, I could find your place on Google Earth if I really wanted to. You've already told us the rough area. All I'd have to do is look at all the houses near the country park and find the one with Trump walls next to the Russian sports complex. I even know what your wheels are.
Not my style though I'm not doxing anyone.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
You're very kind to offer but I was only joking. I'll manage one way or another. Save your money for your own family, I can hit mine up for a loan if I have to.
Well I don't trust you not to dox me,
but if you're in dire straits and you have an anonymous way for me to get the money for you?
I'd try to help you out,
within reason of course.
Shit, I could find your place on Google Earth if I really wanted to. You've already told us the rough area. All I'd have to do is look at all the houses near the country park and find the one with Trump walls next to the Russian sports complex. I even know what your wheels are.
Not my style though I'm not doxing anyone.
I'm still not sending you a cheque with my company information on it
I'm not worried about someone showing up to bother me here, that would be their doom not mine
I just don't put my business information out on the internet to people I don't know
but if you're in dire straits and you have an anonymous way for me to get the money for you?
I'd try to help you out,
within reason of course.
Shit, I could find your place on Google Earth if I really wanted to. You've already told us the rough area. All I'd have to do is look at all the houses near the country park and find the one with Trump walls next to the Russian sports complex. I even know what your wheels are.
Not my style though I'm not doxing anyone.
I'm still not sending you a cheque with my company information on it
I'm not worried about someone showing up to bother me here, that would be their doom not mine
I just don't put my business information out on the internet to people I don't know
Nor do I go cup in hand to people I barely know so it's all cool.
Good to know you'd help out if I was really desperate though. Feels good man.
GSTQ
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Shit, I could find your place on Google Earth if I really wanted to. You've already told us the rough area. All I'd have to do is look at all the houses near the country park and find the one with Trump walls next to the Russian sports complex. I even know what your wheels are.
Not my style though I'm not doxing anyone.
I'm still not sending you a cheque with my company information on it
I'm not worried about someone showing up to bother me here, that would be their doom not mine
I just don't put my business information out on the internet to people I don't know
Nor do I go cup in hand to people I barely know so it's all cool.
Good to know you'd help out if I was really desperate though. Feels good man.
GSTQ
I'm still not sending you a cheque with my company information on it
I'm not worried about someone showing up to bother me here, that would be their doom not mine
I just don't put my business information out on the internet to people I don't know
Nor do I go cup in hand to people I barely know so it's all cool.
Good to know you'd help out if I was really desperate though. Feels good man.
GSTQ
VRI - Pro Patria
Now best to go deleting all references to giving away money before Heydaralon starts sending begging letters via PM.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
