SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

Mind you, I was no chopped liver at that age, that was my nuclear cute prime, and I exploited it to the max

But making the move in the pool room, that was my salvation, that was qui ose gagne

I couldn't hold a poker face looking into those eyes if I tried, would just have to lean into it, qui ose gagne

My mind, your eyes, I look your eyes up
And run into the night, screaming your name
Oh, and it was raining ghosts, hot ones

Don't get me started, the nuclear cute chin lifts up and the big blue Germanic eyes

I did kind of swoon, like had to hold on to her as I kissed her so I didn't fall down

Literally weak in the knees

Like Nuclear Hot is fine and dandy, but Nuclear Cute is the holy grail for me

So fucking *yip*

[Smitty-48]

I couldn't hold a poker face looking into those eyes if I tried, would just have to lean into it, qui ose gagne

My mind, your eyes, I look your eyes up
And run into the night, screaming your name
Oh, and it was raining ghosts, hot ones

Don't get me started, the nuclear cute chin lifts up and the big blue Germanic eyes

I did kind of swoon, like had to hold on to her as I kissed her so I didn't fall down

Literally weak in the knees

Like Nuclear Hot is fine and dandy, but Nuclear Cute is the holy grail for me

So fucking *yip*

Me and my buddy Matt from Hamilton, in the barracks, we called it Marissa Tomei Fever

[StCapps]

Don't get me started, the nuclear cute chin lifts up and the big blue Germanic eyes

I did kind of swoon, like had to hold on to her as I kissed her so I didn't fall down

Literally weak in the knees

Like Nuclear Hot is fine and dandy, but Nuclear Cute is the holy grail for me

So fucking *yip*

Me and my buddy Matt from Hamilton, in the barracks, we called it Marissa Tomei Fever

If they are Nuclear Cute, my heart is Chernobyl, hard to contain

Marissa Tomei Fever FTW

[Smitty-48]

So fucking *yip*

Me and my buddy Matt from Hamilton, in the barracks, we called it Marissa Tomei Fever

If they are Nuclear Cute, my heart is Chernobyl

Marissa Tomei Fever FTW

Well Mrs Smitty is Three Stage Tritium Boosted Thermonuclear Cute to me

But that was love at first sight, like a thunderbolt, even before it was hot, it was just love of that pretty face

Mind you, if you don't think Dorothy Gale is Nuclear Cute, then a) there's something very wrong with you

and b) Mrs Smitty is not your type

[StCapps]

Me and my buddy Matt from Hamilton, in the barracks, we called it Marissa Tomei Fever

If they are Nuclear Cute, my heart is Chernobyl

Marissa Tomei Fever FTW

Well Mrs Smitty is Three Stage Tritium Boosted Thermonuclear Cute to me

But that was love at first sight, like a thunderbolt, even before it was hot, it was just love of that pretty face

Mind you, if you don't think Dorothy Gale is Nuclear Cute, then a) there's something very wrong with you

and b) Mrs Smitty is not your type

C) Seek psychiatric help, Dr Y where you at?

[Smitty-48]

If they are Nuclear Cute, my heart is Chernobyl

Marissa Tomei Fever FTW

Well Mrs Smitty is Three Stage Tritium Boosted Thermonuclear Cute to me

But that was love at first sight, like a thunderbolt, even before it was hot, it was just love of that pretty face

Mind you, if you don't think Dorothy Gale is Nuclear Cute, then a) there's something very wrong with you

and b) Mrs Smitty is not your type

C) Seek psychiatric help, Dr Y where you at?

Mrs Smitty is my Castle Bravo QT



Knew I was going to marry her by the end of our first date, just had to kick back and enjoy the ride

twenty years later the love affair is even more intense, older & bolder & wiser

So lovey dovey, that if you don't like lovey dovey, it would make you puke

[StCapps]

Well Mrs Smitty is Three Stage Tritium Boosted Thermonuclear Cute to me

But that was love at first sight, like a thunderbolt, even before it was hot, it was just love of that pretty face

Mind you, if you don't think Dorothy Gale is Nuclear Cute, then a) there's something very wrong with you

and b) Mrs Smitty is not your type

C) Seek psychiatric help, Dr Y where you at?

Mrs Smitty is my Castle Bravo QT



Knew I was going to marry her by the end of our first date, just had to kick back and enjoy the ride

twenty years later the love affair is even more intense, older & bolder & wiser

I like to lean into the Nuclear Cuteness, works way better than trying to hide it, just got to leave them wanting more

I blame them for being for being so cute, causing me to think naughty things uncontrollably, but I keep them to myself or am mysterious about what I am thinking to get them intrigued, just letting the tension build and stay as composed as I can muster

Then when they do something cute in the future, I accuse them of doing it on purpose to make me think naughty things, exploiting the previous knowledge to get me twitterpatted

Fake Mad FTW, two can play at that game, lady

*makes her blush*

[Smitty-48]

I like to lean hard into the Nuclear Cuteness,

I blame them for being for being so cute, causing me to think naughty things uncontrollably, but I keep them to myself or am mysterious about what I am thinking to get them intrigued, just letting the tension build and stay as composed as I can muster

Then when do something cute in the future, I accuse them of doing it on purpose to make me think naughty things, exploiting the previous knowledge to get me twitterpatted

Fake Mad FTW, two can play at that game, lady

Everything else fell away when I saw muh Dorothy, it was like finding my religion, Grace of the Lord

Life Lottery, Intelligent Design is real

It was sacred before it got smouldering hot, although it got smouldering hot on the first actual date

[StCapps]

Playfully twitterpatted and the right amount of restraint is a helluva combo

As long as it's genuine and fun, chicks dig it

Make them feel cute and adorable, but make them work for it

Push and Pull, that balance is key to get the qt

GJWTHF FTW

Leveraging my boyish Fake Mad charms to make them blush and get them weak in the knees for me

Charming and Disarming

[Smitty-48]

Playfully twitterpatted and the right amount of restraint is a helluva combo

As long as it's genuine and fun, chicks dig it

Make them feel cute and adorable, but make them work for it

Push and Pull, that balance is key to get the qt

GJWTHF FTW

Leveraging my boyish Fake Mad charms to make them blush and get them weak in the knees for me

Charming and Disarming

But most of all at some point you just have to go for it, make it happen somehow

the secret of my success was fearlessness when it came to chicks,

fully prepared to get slapped and go down in flames, but confident that that wasn't going to happen to me,

I'm a qt just as much as she, surely