SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get sprung
*bites fist*

Yeah, she wasn't chubby, but she had hips and ass like an Austrian barmaid

[Smitty-48]

And just the right amount of puppy fat in her face to make her a nuclear cute qt patootie

Like Teenage Patsy Kensit Nuclear Cute

Redwing Navajo Cute

[StCapps]

Puppy fat in the face, so key for a qt

Redwing Navajo Cute FTW

Love that innocence

[Smitty-48]

Puppy fat in the face, so key for a qt

Nuclear Cute FTW

Love that innocence

Oh and she was innocent,because whoever her Austrian ex-boyfriend was, he clearly hadn't ruled that putty

She was innocent when he sent her to me,

but a naughty girl when I sent her back, even made her say it all out loud, over & over

[StCapps]

Like that level of innocence could melt a Vulcan's heart
*bites fist*

[Smitty-48]

Like that level of innocence could melt a Vulcan
*bites fist*

Oh I fucking melted down for it

It was a love affair,

I wanted to show off my skills that I had acquired to that date

Like, pick me, lady, I'll tilt your whirl, don't worry

But she was so pretty I was actually smitten with her, her beautiful pretty face was searing

[StCapps]

Like that level of innocence could melt a Vulcan
*bites fist*

Oh I fucking melted down for it

It was a love affair,

I wanted to show off my skills that I had acquired to that date

Like, pick me, lady, I'll tilt your whirl, don't worry

But she was so pretty I was actually smitten with her, her beautiful pretty face was searing

Absolute Smokeshow

[Smitty-48]

Mind you, I was no chopped liver at that age, that was my nuclear cute prime, and I exploited it to the max

But making the move in the pool room, that was my salvation, that was qui ose gagne

I knew she was twitterpated, she was obviously, but still didn't know if i could close the deal, right there

With a girl that nuclear cute, you can't be too sure, this is the big leagues, you have to stick the landing

[StCapps]

Mind you, I was no chopped liver at that age, that was my nuclear cute prime, and I exploited it to the max

But making the move in the pool room, that was my salvation, that was qui ose gagne

I couldn't hold a poker face looking into those eyes if I tried, would just have to lean into it, qui ose gagne

My mind, your eyes, I look your eyes up
And run into the night, screaming your name
Oh, and it was raining ghosts, hot ones

[Smitty-48]

Mind you, I was no chopped liver at that age, that was my nuclear cute prime, and I exploited it to the max

But making the move in the pool room, that was my salvation, that was qui ose gagne

I couldn't hold a poker face looking into those eyes if I tried, would just have to lean into it, qui ose gagne

My mind, your eyes, I look your eyes up
And run into the night, screaming your name
Oh, and it was raining ghosts, hot ones

Don't get me started, the nuclear cute chin lifts up and the big blue Germanic eyes

I did kind of swoon, like had to hold on to her as I kissed her so I didn't fall down

Literally weak in the knees

Like Nuclear Hot is fine and dandy, but Nuclear Cute is the holy grail for me