Made a mistake - got drunk

[clubgop]

Threads pointless unless suburban tells us what he said. Spill it.

He went off on some soft as warm baby shit self pitying Millennial rant, then started blubbering like Zoolander.

And the neighborhood boomers leaned forward in their La-ZBoys to tell me I’m a bitch and get tougher.

No, your bitch like your dirty dick is terminal. You will not get any tougher like your rectum it will get torn over and over again. I go away for family thing and I miss all this. Trust me, I am as disappointed as you are all for missing the festival of friendship. But fear not this along with other dirty dick diddies will be not be forgotten by the ball busting Bard of this forum. As for the Dane, sit and watch quietly, the savagery will awake any Viking DNA and your ancestors will raise their horns to me.

[TheReal_ND]

I too got drunk the other night and threatened to impregnate an online Nazi bitch with my massive Aryan cock. I told her I demanded her cook me dinner first and only then would I deemm her worthy of my Ayran seed.

It actually worked and she sent me feet pics. Never hold back from your true instincts this is the Aryan way.

[Smitty-48]

I too got drunk the other night and threatened to impregnate an online Nazi bitch with my massive Aryan cock. I told her I demanded her cook me dinner first and only then would I deemm her worthy of my Ayran seed.

It actually worked and she sent me feet pics. Never hold back from your true instincts this is the Aryan way.

That sounds like fun, Waifu ftw

[TheReal_ND]

Hell yeah nibba. Bitch was like "ur a legend."

Definitely a girl too.

[Smitty-48]

Hell yeah nibba. Bitch was like "ur a legend."

Definitely a girl too.

Keep it going. in VR she's just a Waifu.

Beats porno, real girl, virtual sex.

[TheReal_ND]

Meh. I can't. For one I'm trying to be more sober. Also she's apparently living with her parents while barely legal. I just want a waifu. Don't get me wrong, I would swoop that cunt but who the fuck am I? I'm just some looser.

It was a fun exchange and somewhat enlightening nonetheless. Women like being told to shut the fuck up and be barefoot slaves in the kitchen while they get bred like a whore.

[TheReal_ND]

I was thinking about it in church today. How much better life would have been if I would just have followed God's law and follow the straight and narrow. At the end of the day I just want a slam pig to impregnate, a comfy chair to stare into the fireplace and a bunch of kids to play with. I really fucked up. I didn't realize what I wanted when I was a stupid punk.

[Smitty-48]

I would swoop that cunt but who the fuck am I? I'm just some looser.

I've always defied that notion, I've always thought that for all my faults, I'm still a hot date.

The secret of my success was just walking straight up to them and asking for the deal.

Charming & Disarming.

[TheReal_ND]

Not bad advice at all. I would hate to drag some poor girl to my level though. I have a lot of stations in life I have to improve first.

[Smitty-48]

Not bad advice at all. I would hate to drag some poor girl to my level though. I have a lot of stations in life I have to improve first.

Well, I wouldn't mess with it if she's jail bait, but if it was a woman I would just enjoy flirting with her.