That's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 amIt's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
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It's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:56 amThat's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 amIt's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
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That's a great device, because food in space is mostly gonna suck, food from earth would be like cocaine.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 amIt's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:56 amThat's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 amIt's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
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You might want to read it:Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:01 amThat's a great device, because food in space is mostly gonna suck, food from earth would be like cocaine.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 amIt's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.
I think you'd rather read this, though:
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Who do we vote for to get that?Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 amIt's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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The fuck? We'd have to end democracy itself because chicks would vote to secure the syrup and we'd be SOL with those harpies.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 amWho do we vote for to get that?Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 amIt's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
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Nah, I want to avoid other writers while I'm plotting, firewall against being too derivative.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:02 amYou might want to read it:Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:01 amThat's a great device, because food in space is mostly gonna suck, food from earth would be like cocaine.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 am
It's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.
I think you'd rather read this, though:
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He quit. Beto quit. Gun grabber defeated. Dirty dick is devastated.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/01/us/p ... s-out.html
Hell yes, he was going to take my guns but the only thing he will take is the L.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/01/us/p ... s-out.html
Hell yes, he was going to take my guns but the only thing he will take is the L.
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About time he dropped out, all he was doing was making a fool out of himself. Good for lulz, nothing else.clubgop wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:03 pmHe quit. Beto quit. Gun grabber defeated. Dirty dick is devastated.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/01/us/p ... s-out.html
Hell yes, he was going to take my guns but the only thing he will take is the L.
*yip*
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Also for those of you who are dumb enough to think Democrats are going to take over and have a permanent coalition that Republicans won't stand a chance against, because demographics.
*yip*