MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Who will be the Democrat Nominee for POTUS

Poll ended at Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:48 pm

Creepy Joe Biden
5
50%
Bernie 'the Commie' Sanders
1
10%
'Nipple Stud' Cuomo
1
10%
Gavin Newsome
0
No votes
Tulsi Gabbard
2
20%
Sensible Shoes Klobachar - OUT - Karens now for Biden
0
No votes
Hildaghost Clinton
1
10%
 
Total votes: 10

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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:56 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 am
It's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
That's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:56 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 am
It's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
That's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.
It's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.

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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:01 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:56 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 am
It's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
That's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.
It's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.
That's a great device, because food in space is mostly gonna suck, food from earth would be like cocaine.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:02 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:01 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:56 am

That's a good idea, anything that comes from a tree on earth is going to be hella rare in space.
It's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.
That's a great device, because food in space is mostly gonna suck, food from earth would be like cocaine.
You might want to read it:

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I think you'd rather read this, though:

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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 am
It's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
Who do we vote for to get that?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:06 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:49 am
It's also possible that super hot space hookers will come down from the sky and give us all a great time in exchange for maple syrup, which turns out to be a rare delicacy in the galaxy.
Who do we vote for to get that?
The fuck? We'd have to end democracy itself because chicks would vote to secure the syrup and we'd be SOL with those harpies.

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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Smitty-48 » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:06 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:02 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:01 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:59 am


It's actually a plot device in an SF novel. Dude meets an alien and tries to trade all sorts of shit to get some kind of angle. The last thing he had was a bottle of maple syrup and it turned out to be this amazing experience for the alien (who's species runs this huge merchant empire). So dude proceeds to figure out how to get capital to slowly acquire as much of the maple farms in Vermont as he could, colluding with some other farmers. Became richest human ever. Great novel, actually.
That's a great device, because food in space is mostly gonna suck, food from earth would be like cocaine.
You might want to read it:



I think you'd rather read this, though:

Nah, I want to avoid other writers while I'm plotting, firewall against being too derivative.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by clubgop » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:03 pm

He quit. Beto quit. Gun grabber defeated. Dirty dick is devastated.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/01/us/p ... s-out.html

Hell yes, he was going to take my guns but the only thing he will take is the L.

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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by StCapps » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:51 pm

clubgop wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:03 pm
He quit. Beto quit. Gun grabber defeated. Dirty dick is devastated.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/01/us/p ... s-out.html

Hell yes, he was going to take my guns but the only thing he will take is the L.
About time he dropped out, all he was doing was making a fool out of himself. Good for lulz, nothing else.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by StCapps » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:36 pm

Also for those of you who are dumb enough to think Democrats are going to take over and have a permanent coalition that Republicans won't stand a chance against, because demographics.
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