Meanwhile in America
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Just write a cookbook for desert pizzas.
Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
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Re: Meanwhile in America
Sweetened mascarpone cheese instead of icing.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 amJust write a cookbook for desert pizzas.
Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
Bake the flattened doughnut mixture in advance add coulis, cheese and toppings then flash under a hot grill to brown it off.
Fine dining, food theatre restaurants would love it. Michelin star territory.
I really want to try making one now.
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Monte needs to talk about cooking more often, just to prove it's not a myth that he sometimes knows what he's talking about.
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Better than your half baked ideas.
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Also more cooking jokes, better than his usual fare, that's for sure.
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Is that a very dry pizza covered in sand?
I'm here all week folks.
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My favourite food joke is about the revolutionary vegetables who rampaged factories destroying food processors...
...they were known as the crudites...
...they originated in the Black Forest Ghetto...
...they were known as the crudites...
...they originated in the Black Forest Ghetto...
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Can we just agree that desert pizzas are gritty and dry?Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 amJust write a cookbook for desert pizzas.
Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
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Not if you use a layer of strawberry puree topped with icing. Donut dough. Probably glazed donut end crust..SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:09 amCan we just agree that desert pizzas are gritty and dry?Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 amJust write a cookbook for desert pizzas.
Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
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lol wtf is a desert pizza