Meanwhile in America

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 am

Just write a cookbook for desert pizzas.

Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:50 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 am
Just write a cookbook for desert pizzas.

Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
Sweetened mascarpone cheese instead of icing.
Bake the flattened doughnut mixture in advance add coulis, cheese and toppings then flash under a hot grill to brown it off.

Fine dining, food theatre restaurants would love it. Michelin star territory.

I really want to try making one now.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by StCapps » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:52 am

Monte needs to talk about cooking more often, just to prove it's not a myth that he sometimes knows what he's talking about.
:lol:
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:53 am

StCapps wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:52 am
Monte needs to talk about cooking more often, just to prove it's not a myth that he sometimes knows what he's talking about.
:lol:
Better than your half baked ideas. ;)
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by StCapps » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:57 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:53 am
StCapps wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:52 am
Monte needs to talk about cooking more often, just to prove it's not a myth that he sometimes knows what he's talking about.
:lol:
Better than your half baked ideas. ;)
Also more cooking jokes, better than his usual fare, that's for sure.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:57 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 am
Just write a cookbook for desert pizzas.

Is that a very dry pizza covered in sand?

I'm here all week folks.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:03 am

My favourite food joke is about the revolutionary vegetables who rampaged factories destroying food processors...

...they were known as the crudites...

...they originated in the Black Forest Ghetto...
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:09 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 am
Just write a cookbook for desert pizzas.

Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
Can we just agree that desert pizzas are gritty and dry?
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:20 am

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:09 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 am
Just write a cookbook for desert pizzas.

Really needs to be fried plantains on top, though.
Can we just agree that desert pizzas are gritty and dry?
Not if you use a layer of strawberry puree topped with icing. Donut dough. Probably glazed donut end crust..

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by pineapplemike » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:23 am

lol wtf is a desert pizza