Meanwhile in America

[Montegriffo]

Ironically. Wimpy is a fast-food burger chain in the UK.
Popeye is a spinach-eating sailor.

Looks nasty and probably gives you mad cow disease.

Then you put the lettuce and tomato on the wrong side. Is that to try to be original?

Not really my field of expertise, I've not bought a burger in 35 years.
I would put the salad on first if I was serving one though. Maybe it's a British thing?
Does it matter?

[TheReal_ND]

The fuck is that thing? What a mess.

[Montegriffo]

The fuck is that thing? What a mess.

It's the British version of a McDonald's.


edit- huh

Wimpy is the brand name of a multinational chain of fast food restaurants. The brand is currently headquartered in Johannesburg, South Africa. The chain originally began in 1934 in the United States and was based in Chicago. The brand was introduced to the United Kingdom in 1954 as "Wimpy Bar"

I didn't know that, I always thought it was British.
First Makky Dee didn't open in the UK until 20 years later

Brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald first opened a burger restaurant in San Bernardino in California in 1940. They called it the 'Speedee Service System', offering great tasting food, served incredibly quickly. Just like we do today. McDonald's as we know it began in 1955 when Ray Kroc opened his first restaurant in Illinois, inspired by the McDonald brothers' restaurant. McDonald's opened its first restaurant in the U.K. in Woolwich, south London, in October 1974. .

[Speaker to Animals]

I think Culver's might put veggies on the bottom too. There might be a reason for it. I dunno.

[Montegriffo]

The advice is contradictory.

Plus, the whole point of lettuce is to provide texture, so wilting it with hamburger grease is a no-go. Therefore, the proper way to stack a cheeseburger is as follows (from top to bottom): bun, lettuce, tomato, cheese, patty, bun

The Order:
In “How to Build a Better Burger,” The Kitchn's Sarah Rae Smith wrote about the physical order of ingredients necessary to build the most structurally sound and flavorful burger. Her verdict (from bottom): bun, mustard/ketchup, pickles, patty, cheese, tomato, lettuce, onion, mayo and bun.

From Bottom up: Bread - Meat - Cheese - Condiments - Lettuce - Bacon - Bread.

Put condiments like mustard, mayo, on the meats - not on the bread. You can then lay lettuce on top to keep the bread from getting mushy.

Wars have been fought over less.
Big enders v little enders for example (which way up to eat a boiled egg)
From Gulliver's Travels, I think...

[The Conservative]

Ironically. Wimpy is a fast-food burger chain in the UK.
Popeye is a spinach-eating sailor.

Looks nasty and probably gives you mad cow disease.

Then you put the lettuce and tomato on the wrong side. Is that to try to be original?

Looks better than McDonalds and Burger King.

[pineapplemike]

i'd eat it

[Speaker to Animals]

Pretty sure that's not beef, dude.

[clubgop]

Yeah, Americans are shit at puns.
They are considered the height of wit in the UK and places like Australia and New Zealand.
Oh well, as I said, My talents are wasted here...

I have lots of puns about the unemployed but they don't really work.

I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap.

Is this what we get instead of you whining to mommy moderator? I think some of the kids would rather be forcibly fucked again instead of subjected to this.

[clubgop]

i'd eat it

If we put a hijab over it would you fuck it? That is the question.