Meanwhile in America

[The Conservative]

Do they put olive oil in the deep fat fryers?

Olive oil is a great frying medium, it is a little more forgiving, it's not used in a lot of places due to the cost. The burning point is relatively moderate in comparison to "frying oil" such as vegetable oil.

Olive oil smoking point is: 210°C (410°F) while Vegetable Oil has a smoking point of 182°C (360°F)

If you can afford to use it, it's great to use. Just a word of warning, it has a different taste to it, so things cooked in it will have a different taste than most people would be used to. It tends to be a little "heavier" if that makes any sense?

[Speaker to Animals]

Fuck sake, no. We do not put olive oil in a deep fat fryer. WTF

[The Conservative]

They use a blend, it is a regional discretion but it is Vegetable oil and a beef fat product... lard or something of the sort, some have said beef tallow.

[Speaker to Animals]

Coconut oil and peanut oil are the most used.

Olive oil in a deep fat fryer would be nasty as fuck.

[Montegriffo]

Sometimes I feel my talents are wasted here.

Yes, I know it's spelt Oyl...that's the nature of a pun.

[The Conservative]

Sometimes I feel my talents are wasted here.

Yes, I know it's spelt Oyl...that's the nature of a pun.

Figured you'd be more of a Wimpy fan.

[Montegriffo]

Ironically. Wimpy is a fast-food burger chain in the UK.
Popeye is a spinach-eating sailor.

[The Conservative]

Ironically. Wimpy is a fast-food burger chain in the UK.
Popeye is a spinach-eating sailor.

I understand that... see humor isn't universal. BTW, you said oil, not Oyl. Look at what I quoted originally.

[Speaker to Animals]

Ironically. Wimpy is a fast-food burger chain in the UK.
Popeye is a spinach-eating sailor.

Looks nasty and probably gives you mad cow disease.

Then you put the lettuce and tomato on the wrong side. Is that to try to be original?

[Montegriffo]

Yeah, Americans are shit at puns.
They are considered the height of wit in the UK and places like Australia and New Zealand.
Oh well, as I said, My talents are wasted here...

I have lots of puns about the unemployed but they don't really work.

I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap.