Meanwhile in America

User avatar
The Conservative
Posts: 14775
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:43 am

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by The Conservative » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:03 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:01 pm
Pizzagate II.

An IT ''expert'' who accused pineapples of being possessed by demons on social media shot dead 20 customers eating Hawaiian pizzas at his local Pizza Hut today.
Fellow users of the obscure MHF forum say they had made repeated warnings about his erratic behaviour and told him to seek help.
On searching his house, police found a dangerous forge/pizza oven in his basement and a large cache of weapons was found hidden in the suspended ceiling at his workplace.
...more news at 11
That be amusing if you weren't just talking about yourself.
#NotOneRedCent

User avatar
Montegriffo
Posts: 18716
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:14 am

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:18 pm

Calls for a ban on assault pizzas are being given serious attention according to sources inside the Whitehouse.
''First, we have the small matter of nuking hurricane Margherita to deal with'' Tweeted President Trump. ''This is the reason Chicago Pizzas have such a high homicide rate'' he added before jetting off in his Liberal tears powered Airforce one for another crucial round of golf''
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Image

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:31 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm
How does this picture make you feel?
Image
Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.

User avatar
Montegriffo
Posts: 18716
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:14 am

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:32 pm

Boris Johnson has introduced a bill to ban pizza cutters in an attempt to take Parliamentary time away from plans to stop his controversial no-pizza Brexit strategy. Opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised to nationalise all pizza production if elected. Nigel Farage has accused pizzas of ''coming over here to take jobs off our fish and chips and rape our Yorkshire puddings'' Jacob Rees Mogg has refused to comment on the accusations that he's addicted to quails egg and swan toppings
Last edited by Montegriffo on Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Image

User avatar
Montegriffo
Posts: 18716
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:14 am

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:51 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:31 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm
How does this picture make you feel?
Image
Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.
Wow, it actually exists. I thought you were joking.
Image
Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to an Italian cheese and flatbread meal.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Image

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:06 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:51 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:31 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm
How does this picture make you feel?
Image
Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.
Wow, it actually exists. I thought you were joking.
Image
Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to an Italian cheese and flatbread meal.
I tried one a few months ago and it was really good. It's probably difficult to make yourself, though.

User avatar
Montegriffo
Posts: 18716
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:14 am

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:20 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:06 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:51 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:31 pm


Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.
Wow, it actually exists. I thought you were joking.
Image
Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to an Italian cheese and flatbread meal.
I tried one a few months ago and it was really good. It's probably difficult to make yourself, though.
Don't see why. Normal cider is really easy.
Plenty of sugar content and fairly straightforward to pulp and press.
Turns out they make it in England too. Unless that is Somerset New Jersey.
Image

edit. It is Somerset England
https://www.lilleyscider.co.uk/bib-pine ... 2x28223620
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Image

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:43 pm

pineapple ferments weird. Easy to get wild yeast and nasty product.

User avatar
Montegriffo
Posts: 18716
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:14 am

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:44 pm

What I don't get is that pizza comes in a square box but it is a circle and you eat in in small triangles.
Is that why you call it pizza pi?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Image

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:47 pm

:shhh:


Image