Meanwhile in America

[The Conservative]

Pizzagate II.

An IT ''expert'' who accused pineapples of being possessed by demons on social media shot dead 20 customers eating Hawaiian pizzas at his local Pizza Hut today.
Fellow users of the obscure MHF forum say they had made repeated warnings about his erratic behaviour and told him to seek help.
On searching his house, police found a dangerous forge/pizza oven in his basement and a large cache of weapons was found hidden in the suspended ceiling at his workplace.

...more news at 11

That be amusing if you weren't just talking about yourself.

[Montegriffo]

Calls for a ban on assault pizzas are being given serious attention according to sources inside the Whitehouse.
''First, we have the small matter of nuking hurricane Margherita to deal with'' Tweeted President Trump. ''This is the reason Chicago Pizzas have such a high homicide rate'' he added before jetting off in his Liberal tears powered Airforce one for another crucial round of golf''

[Speaker to Animals]

How does this picture make you feel?

Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.

[Montegriffo]

Boris Johnson has introduced a bill to ban pizza cutters in an attempt to take Parliamentary time away from plans to stop his controversial no-pizza Brexit strategy. Opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised to nationalise all pizza production if elected. Nigel Farage has accused pizzas of ''coming over here to take jobs off our fish and chips and rape our Yorkshire puddings'' Jacob Rees Mogg has refused to comment on the accusations that he's addicted to quails egg and swan toppings

[Montegriffo]

How does this picture make you feel?

Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.

Wow, it actually exists. I thought you were joking.

Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to an Italian cheese and flatbread meal.

[Speaker to Animals]

How does this picture make you feel?

Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.

Wow, it actually exists. I thought you were joking.

Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to an Italian cheese and flatbread meal.

I tried one a few months ago and it was really good. It's probably difficult to make yourself, though.

[Montegriffo]

Makes me feel motivated to master the pineapple cider making challenge.

Wow, it actually exists. I thought you were joking.

Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to an Italian cheese and flatbread meal.

I tried one a few months ago and it was really good. It's probably difficult to make yourself, though.

Don't see why. Normal cider is really easy.
Plenty of sugar content and fairly straightforward to pulp and press.
Turns out they make it in England too. Unless that is Somerset New Jersey.


edit. It is Somerset England
https://www.lilleyscider.co.uk/bib-pine ... 2x28223620

[Speaker to Animals]

pineapple ferments weird. Easy to get wild yeast and nasty product.

[Montegriffo]

What I don't get is that pizza comes in a square box but it is a circle and you eat in in small triangles.
Is that why you call it pizza pi?

[Speaker to Animals]