Meanwhile in America

[Speaker to Animals]

Looks like fish and chips to me.
You need to get your act together America.
I realise languages are difficult and they take a lot of time and effort to develop but you could at least come up with your own cuisine ffs.
I mean, what have you got?
Hamburgers, the clue is in the name. Bloody German.
Frankfurters, see above.
Pizza that's just a pasty that some lazy Italian can't be bothered to fold in half.
Enchiladas and tacos. At least it originates in your continent but all they are is a type of rolled-up sandwich made out of cornbread by some Mexican who washes his hands once a month whether they are dirty or not.
Fried chicken. Well, there's hardly anything new about frying a chicken is there? Don't try and tell me you invented breaded chicken either, even the French call it Pain Anglais or English bread.
American as apple pie? Don't make me laugh, the first written recipe was from England in 1381. That's 111 years before some Italian sailor took a wrong turn looking for a short route to India and stumbled across the cultureless void now known as the US.

OMG it does make you gay.

[Fife]

Let me red pill you on Waffle House.

That ain't fast food bro.

[Speaker to Animals]

Let me red pill you on Waffle House.

That ain't fast food bro.

Faster than Burger King..

[The Conservative]

Let me red pill you on Waffle House.

That ain't fast food bro.

If you need to go to the bathroom before you leave the restaurant, it's fast food... because you didn't buy it you rented it.

[TheReal_ND]

Let me red pill you on Waffle House.

That ain't fast food bro.

Faster than Burger King..

Burger King is pro antifa. I suggest everyone avoid that establishment.

[TheReal_ND]

Although Burger King has a great cologne

[Speaker to Animals]

Re: Waffle House

Black hair products are chemical estrogens, bro.

https://migraine101.com/shampoo.htm

[Speaker to Animals]

Thank you, Tennessee.

Craig Barr of East Ridge, Tennessee, has filed a civil summons against Popeyes Chicken for wasting his time.

Barr wanted a Popeyes chicken sandwich so bad it was — figuratively, to be clear — criminal. Now he has brought his ravenous hanger to the Hamilton County General Sessions court.

In the summons, Barr wrote he is suing the popular franchise for “false advertising, deceptive business practices by entity to public. Countless time wasted driving to and from Popeyes. No chicken sandwich. Was told to come back this day- still no sandwich.”

“I can’t get happy; I have this sandwich on my mind. I can’t think straight,” Barr told the Times Free Press. “It just consumes you.” He contends Popeyes over-hyped and then purposely under-delivered on the supply of chicken sandwiches to draw attention in their ongoing popularity contest against Chick-fil-A.

“It’s totally deceptive. Who runs out of chicken? It’s a big fiasco. Someone has to stand up to big corporate,” Barr declared. “Everyone is captivated by these sandwiches. They’ve got everyone gassed up on them.”

Somebody tell Chief Warren to run on this.

Edit:

I just wanted to take the time to say that this lawyer is certified by the same bar that certified Fife.

[Zlaxer]

We share a common ancestry with England, and hence common cuisine - but England disappeared sometime in the 70-90’s...there are no more Englishmen, just a bunch of socialist wankers and yobs.

But looks like Amerika will go that route as well...

[Montegriffo]

We share a common ancestry with England, and hence common cuisine - but England disappeared sometime in the 70-90’s...there are no more Englishmen, just a bunch of socialist wankers and yobs.

But looks like Amerika will go that route as well...

We've always been yobs. How do you think we came to rule the world?
We've always been a bunch of mongrels just like you too.
We still managed to create a unique cuisine though.
Curry for example. Sure it is influenced by spices from the Empire but there is no such thing as a curry in India.
Balti was invented in Birmingham in the 1980s.

Obviously, I was joking earlier about your cuisine. Creole is uniquely American for example even if heavily influenced by French cuisine.
I'm sure there are plenty of other examples.