Meanwhile in America

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:09 pm

The cute chick at the brewery talked me into the mango, bro. It won't turn me gay, right?

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm

Big time gay ops going on. Stay frosty

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Fife » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:55 pm

You pixies better check the free Peddler sales rag for some 2-4-1 spesh coupons over at Hardee's, I reckon.

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:03 pm

Hardee's is known gay op.

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Fife » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:08 pm

It would be a great morning spot for polling the boomer opinion over some senior coffee and biscuits, though.

Its raw and real in there at 6am

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:11 pm

Hardee's buffet is legit

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Fife » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:17 pm

The truth is that Hardee's beats the ever-living fuck out of every fast food joint in the south except Krystal.

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:29 pm

Let me red pill you on Waffle House.

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:31 pm

DONT SAY IT

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:32 pm

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Looks like fish and chips to me.
You need to get your act together America.
I realise languages are difficult and they take a lot of time and effort to develop but you could at least come up with your own cuisine ffs.
I mean, what have you got?
Hamburgers, the clue is in the name. Bloody German.
Frankfurters, see above.
Pizza that's just a pasty that some lazy Italian can't be bothered to fold in half.
Waffles, Belgian.
Fries, French.
Enchiladas and tacos. At least they originate in your continent but all they are is a type of rolled-up sandwich made out of cornbread by some Mexican who washes his hands once a month whether they are dirty or not.
Fried chicken. Well, there's hardly anything new about frying a chicken is there? Don't try and tell me you invented breaded chicken either, even the French call it Pain Anglais or English bread.
American as apple pie? Don't make me laugh, the first written recipe was from England in 1381. That's 111 years before some Italian sailor took a wrong turn looking for a short route to India and stumbled across the cultureless void now known as the US.

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