Europe, Boring Until it's Not

[BjornP]

Pfft, Otern. The only reason Norway wouldn't make a terrible owner of Greenland, is because we Danes properly civilized you fjeldaber in the first place (also known as The Danish Man's Burden). And look where you are today due to our centuries of custodianship of your land and people! You're welcome.

[Otern]

Pfft, Otern. The only reason Norway wouldn't make a terrible owner of Greenland, is because we Danes properly civilized you fjeldaber in the first place (also known as The Danish Man's Burden). And look where you are today due to our centuries of custodianship of your land and people! You're welcome.

Not really, the Swedes did a good job. They behaved like a proper older brother raising the slightly retarded young one. You were more like the molesting uncle.

Danish rule is the worst fate of any people, and that includes the Danes. The Greenlanders have the highest suicide rate in the world, more than twice that of the second place. And you drink yourself to death at almost the same rate as Ukrainians. Bunch of weed smoking, fat, urbanite alcoholics who get winded if they even see a tiny hill.

[Speaker to Animals]

We should liberate them and send all the Mexican asylum seekers there.

[BjornP]

Pfft, Otern. The only reason Norway wouldn't make a terrible owner of Greenland, is because we Danes properly civilized you fjeldaber in the first place (also known as The Danish Man's Burden). And look where you are today due to our centuries of custodianship of your land and people! You're welcome.

Not really, the Swedes did a good job. They behaved like a proper older brother raising the slightly retarded young one. You were more like the molesting uncle.

Danish rule is the worst fate of any people, and that includes the Danes. The Greenlanders have the highest suicide rate in the world, more than twice that of the second place. And you drink yourself to death at almost the same rate as Ukrainians. Bunch of weed smoking, fat, urbanite alcoholics who get winded if they even see a tiny hill.

Meh, Sweden barely had you for a century. Had they had you for five, they'd have been just as "bad" as us. Did you ever even rebel against Danish rule, like the Swedes kept doing under the Kalmar union? Don't think so, so can't have been that bad for you.

Oh, and we have plenty of hills. It's just those weird, rocky hills we don't know what to do with. As for those "forest" things...? Meh, you and Sweden got that covered. Someone's gotta keep the world fed and we need lotsa farmland for that. Danish Man's Burden, again. It's tough being so responsible, so we need just that much more booze.

[Fife]

UK Parliament Committee Wants to Ban All Private Cars and Trucks by 2050

If you’re any kind of a car enthusiast, or you just think the personal automobile is a terrific transportation device, this news has got to be chilling. The cross-party Science and Technology Select Committee of Parliament has issued a report that says that if the United Kingdom is to reach its goal of becoming carbon neutral by 2050, private automobile and truck ownership must end.

[Speaker to Animals]

Artists depiction of daily life in UK during the 2060s (skin color may be inaccurate).

[TheReal_ND]

Why does Europe constantly export their cultural Marxism to America? I'm tired of it.

Greta Thunberg reaches New York after 15 day journey

[C-Mag]

Boris Johnson suspending parliament so he can get BREXIT done...………….. panic monkeys call it a Constitutional Crisis.

[Montegriffo]

Boris Johnson suspending parliament so he can get BREXIT done...………….. panic monkeys call it a Constitutional Crisis.

It's some serious fuckery going on.
This is the group of people who have been screaming ''undemocratic'' for the last 3 years.
The shadow chancellor is using the word ''coup'' to describe it.

[Speaker to Animals]

That's hilarious. I told you that guy was a cunt going in.

Now.. if the Queen exercised her right to abolish that ridiculous institution, I would be cheering her on.