THE ERA OF TRUMP

[BjornP]

Will the King of Israel expand his kingdom to include Greenland?

The Era of Trump just keeps getting weirder.

Hey Danes, how about a straight up 1:1 trade Greenland for Puerto Rico? You Danes can supply enough weed to come out ahead on our new Greenlander Pissed bill, no?

The legal status that a territory like PR has in relation to the US federal government , is not the same legal status Greenland has within the kingdom of Denmark. Greenland has the equivalent status of a US state within the federal US system. Or a better example would be the legal status Scotland has within the UK.

But you know, you have a trillion dollar debt, so maybe your president could sell Texas and Tennesee to Mexico, Hawaii to Japan, and New York to Israel? A US state is just the federal government's real estate, after all.

[StCapps]

Will the King of Israel expand his kingdom to include Greenland?

The Era of Trump just keeps getting weirder.

Hey Danes, how about a straight up 1:1 trade Greenland for Puerto Rico? You Danes can supply enough weed to come out ahead on our new Greenlander Pissed bill, no?

The legal status that a territory like PR has in relation to the US federal government , is not the same legal status Greenland has within the kingdom of Denmark. Greenland has the equivalent status of a US state within the federal US system. Or a better example would be the legal status Scotland has within the UK.

But you know, you have a trillion dollar debt, so maybe your president could sell Texas and Tennesee to Mexico, Hawaii to Japan, and New York to Israel? A US state is just the federal government's real estate, after all.

Nobody lives in Greenland, it's just a land transaction, be real.

[TheReal_ND]

Oh yes, the equivalent of a state. A state you tried multiple times to hand over to the natives only to be rebuked by them so they could keep getting the sweet, sweet danegeld and free shit.

You aren't doing anything with it. We already have a base there. It's practically ours. We could strip mine it tmrw and everyone would be like "omg America pls stop" but no one would dare lift a finger. Better us than the Chinese. The Chinese will give them nothing. We will give them Hollywood and McDonald's. For FREE

[BjornP]

Hey now kids, just because you feel like a woman, it doesn't actually make you a woman. And just because you feel that Greenland's status should be something other than it is, doesn't make it so. Just so you don’t all get triggered, here is an invisible gold and diamond decorated toilet. Just to show my appreciation for how awesome and special you are.

[BjornP]

.... so they could keep getting the sweet, sweet danegeld and free shit.

We will give them Hollywood and McDonald's. For FREE

Well, as you point out they get our danegeld and free shit. They can spend their money on McD and Hollywood already...

[StCapps]

Hey now kids, just because you feel like a woman, it doesn't actually make you a woman. And just because you feel that Greenland's status should be something other than it is, doesn't make it so. Just so you don’t all get triggered, here is an invisible gold and diamond decorated toilet. Just to show my appreciation for how awesome and special you are.

Sell it, don't sell it, makes no difference either way. No one lives there, and it's already an American Island anyway.

[Hastur]

The Chinese are already on Greenland kicking the tires.

http://isdp.eu/danish-concerns-chinese- ... greenland/

I think that is the reason behind Trump's indecent proposal. The Greenlanders can choose to become independent anytime they want to but with 1/3 of their GDP being Danish welfare they will stay put for now.

Unless someone comes with a better offer perhaps.

[BjornP]

Hey now kids, just because you feel like a woman, it doesn't actually make you a woman. And just because you feel that Greenland's status should be something other than it is, doesn't make it so. Just so you don’t all get triggered, here is an invisible gold and diamond decorated toilet. Just to show my appreciation for how awesome and special you are.

Sell it, don't sell it, makes no difference either way. No one lives there, and it's already an American Island anyway.

56,000 people live there. If they want become either a US state or territory, Trump should have taken the issue up with them. We can't sell for the same reason Trump can't just sell Texas to Saudi Arabia.

[BjornP]

The Chinese are already on Greenland kicking the tires.

http://isdp.eu/danish-concerns-chinese- ... greenland/

I think that is the reason behind Trump's indecent proposal. The Greenlanders can choose to become independent anytime they want to but with 1/3 of their GDP being Danish welfare they will stay put for now.

Unless someone comes with a better offer perhaps.

When Greenland becomes independent and if it decides to become part of another country, they'd probably go with Canada. Pollution from US bases, the Danish-American removal of a Greenlandic community to build the Thule base and that time the US lost a nuke in a plane crash and the clean up crews weren't told of radiation danger... and now this.

The US is a neccesary trading partner, but in Denmark Greenland gets parliamentary representation. I doubt they would get similar rights under a US system.

[StCapps]

56,000 people live there.

That's no one.