Civil War Doomsday Clock

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

You have a lot of misconceptions about Californians. We are cutthroat mother fuckers. That is why we can compete in one of the most valuable, expensive, cutthroat parts of the world. Because we are winners, we can also show largess to people who are inferior, which is why we continue to fund the rest of the country.

Show some respect to your betters.

Nah, California has unsustainable debt. Even their profitable port cities that keep the state running won't save them forever. You will leave too. You'll make your money, then find a better place to retire.

Maybe I will sell off my assets and buy most of, or all of your town, and run it like my personal sovereign state - since ya'll don't have the foresight to set up the regulations that would prevent me from doing so.

[C-Mag]

That is just the sort of smart ass-ed nonsense that is going to make less forgiving 1%-ers than me decide to reduce their otherwise compassionate outlook towards you hayseeds.

Learn to swim.

We have the resources and intellect to build big, beautiful dykes. Best dykes in the world. Bigly. But, we will have to take back some of the federal taxes we pay that fund you fly-over welfare queens.

We'll be okay.

Learn to fight for whatever scraps we are too rich to worry about.

Yeah, that's why your are importing voters, voting power so you can vote to take my wealth to prop up your irresponsible spending. Nice

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Learn to swim.

We have the resources and intellect to build big, beautiful dykes. Best dykes in the world. Bigly. But, we will have to take back some of the federal taxes we pay that fund you fly-over welfare queens.

We'll be okay.

Learn to fight for whatever scraps we are too rich to worry about.

Yeah, that's why your are importing voters, voting power so you can vote to take my wealth to prop up your irresponsible spending. Nice

We are minting new, loyal Americans. Grow to live baby. That is capitalism.

[C-Mag]

We do need new loyal Americans, I'm not sure we are going about it the right way.

When you get done reaping bucks from California, you will take your wealth and move to a place like where I live.

Then you can tell us country bumpkins how fucked up we are and edumacate us real good.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

We do need new loyal Americans, I'm not sure we are going about it the right way.

When you get done reaping bucks from California, you will take your wealth and move to a place like where I live.

Then you can tell us country bumpkins how fucked up we are and edumacate us real good.

Honestly, there is no wrong way to get loyal Americans. No matter where they come from, smart, hard working winners will sign on to enlightenment liberalism, and they will become the movers and shakers that sustain that particular miracle of human ingenuity. Let the malcontents (left and right) squabble over meaningless cultural battlefronts, because they are incapable of anything else.

And don't worry, when I move to your pristine mountain to die, I will be too busy enjoying my riches to bother with telling the townies how to live. I'll find your local bar, and us two old-timers will talk shit about the damn incel kids and their VR-social-media-dating-aps/AI-sex-robots over a couple of the finest independently and American owned micro-brews money can buy. (Don't worry about the cost, I'll buy.)

[Speaker to Animals]

"Enlightenment liberalism"

LMFAO

It's about our people, not your moonbat notions of ideological foundations for anything. The political system is not the nation. Fucking liberals.

The actual American people came here from the British Isles in the 1500s. Virginia Colony. Massachusetts's Bay Colony. Plymouth Colony. Then the borderlands people from Scotland and Northern Ireland settled in Appalachia.

We can have whatever fucking government we choose to implement or gets imposed upon us, and we are still the same people. None of that other shit matters with respect to who we are. Our identity is not "enlightenment liberalism". Jesus save us from these morons.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Be thankful our Enlightenment values direct us to allow you backwards Papists to continue to exist in your ignorance.

[Montegriffo]

Gentleman, woodsman, and self-reliant manly-man that I know you are C, I appreciate that.

You forgot Extremely, yugely, bigly, very stable genius too.


The planet is getting more crowded all the time, but population density and footprint are not the problems. The problems are feeding and dealing with the waste products of our global population. The US is in extremely good shape that way. I'd like to see a 0-1% pop growth policy in the US.

Globally our problem is that we can't feed with world population without corporate industrial farming.

The solution has been known for years.

[PartyOf5]

That is just the sort of smart ass-ed nonsense that is going to make less forgiving 1%-ers than me decide to reduce their otherwise compassionate outlook towards you hayseeds.

Learn to swim.

We have the resources and intellect to build big, beautiful dykes. Best dykes in the world. Bigly. But, we will have to take back some of the federal taxes we pay that fund you fly-over welfare queens.

We'll be okay.

Learn to fight for whatever scraps we are too rich to worry about.

It was Tool reference. Not getting that just proved your inferiority.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Tool.... pfffft

Typical jumped-up hayseed, thinking Tool is anything but over-produced boring guitars and pretentious lyrics slapped over overwrought and verve-free drums.

Tool is terrible, and Tool fans are morons.