It's not shit. I'm insulted. Those are real applicable tips I gleaned from experience. Nothing I posted is untrue.
As for the Superdome, I was in it during Katrina. If you like I can give you some tips on that situation but as usual I will just upfront say, like I have many times, that if you see government agents in any form, being cops, national guard or airforce, telling you to go somewhere, run in the opposite direction.