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Monte, be sure to drop off your female relatives clitorises in the designated NHS bins after you perform the state mandated female genital mutilation in accordance with Islamic law. Its 2019. Time to get with the times. After all, we wouldn't want you to be convicted of "hate speech."
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Monty Python, Checkmate motherfucker.heydaralon wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:42 pmMakes me all the more sadder that you have jettisoned these important values and gifts of civilization and replaced them with a dreadful mixture of Islam and Communism.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:13 pmYeah, what has Britain ever done for us...heydaralon wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 3:33 pmUK is a lost cause. I don't think we should have any alliances or treaties with such a gross Islamized island rife with inbreeding, sodomy, shariah, and Stalinism. Best to let them wither away and die the slow death they have brought upon themselves. One thing we can all agree on (including Monte) is that the collapse and destruction of the UK won't be mourned by anyone.
...apart from the industrial revolution, Isacc Newton, Magna Carta, Shakespeare, the abolition of slavery, the Battle of Britain, the jet engine, the train, television, the world wide web, stereo, the electric motor, the computer, tanks, radar, the lightbulb (Joseph Swann not Edison), logarithms, the reflecting telescope, the seed drill, virtually every ball game ever played, the iron bridge, the threshing machine, vaccines, percussion firearms, tarmac roads, the electromagnet, electric generators, the pedal bicycle, the electric telegraph, postage stamps, steam-powered screw propeller-driven passenger liners, solar panels, the flush toilet, fingerprints for forensic science, the discovery of the electron, DNA, the electronic calculator, carbon fibre, the ATM, test tube babies, cloning, the SMS message, graphene...
...apart from that, what has Britain ever done for us?
A better question is, "What have the British done lately, specifically since WW2?"
Answer, jack shit. Nice Suez invasion, morons. True story, in the Winter of discontent, gravediggers and garbagemen went on strike due to lack of govt welfare handouts, so trash and dead bodies piled up in the streets, rotting. Congrats, I've never even heard of shit like that happening in a developed Western country, only in places like Pakistan (which your island will become in like 2 years tops).
After we rebuilt your sorry little island, and bailed you out (more than once I might add, and not a word of gratitude from any of you), you guys proceeded to ruin it quickly and replace that which was defeated in 1989, only this time adding an female genital mutilation twist, and odious twitter censorship. I'm sure Isaac Newton would have loved to see your parliament covering up Islamic pedophile rings, and locking up dangerous truthtellers like Thomas Robinson.
The british do have some good acid attacks though.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Except you would convict them for hate speech now.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:57 pmMonty Python, Checkmate motherfucker.heydaralon wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:42 pmMakes me all the more sadder that you have jettisoned these important values and gifts of civilization and replaced them with a dreadful mixture of Islam and Communism.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:13 pm
Yeah, what has Britain ever done for us...
...apart from the industrial revolution, Isacc Newton, Magna Carta, Shakespeare, the abolition of slavery, the Battle of Britain, the jet engine, the train, television, the world wide web, stereo, the electric motor, the computer, tanks, radar, the lightbulb (Joseph Swann not Edison), logarithms, the reflecting telescope, the seed drill, virtually every ball game ever played, the iron bridge, the threshing machine, vaccines, percussion firearms, tarmac roads, the electromagnet, electric generators, the pedal bicycle, the electric telegraph, postage stamps, steam-powered screw propeller-driven passenger liners, solar panels, the flush toilet, fingerprints for forensic science, the discovery of the electron, DNA, the electronic calculator, carbon fibre, the ATM, test tube babies, cloning, the SMS message, graphene...
...apart from that, what has Britain ever done for us?
A better question is, "What have the British done lately, specifically since WW2?"
Answer, jack shit. Nice Suez invasion, morons. True story, in the Winter of discontent, gravediggers and garbagemen went on strike due to lack of govt welfare handouts, so trash and dead bodies piled up in the streets, rotting. Congrats, I've never even heard of shit like that happening in a developed Western country, only in places like Pakistan (which your island will become in like 2 years tops).
After we rebuilt your sorry little island, and bailed you out (more than once I might add, and not a word of gratitude from any of you), you guys proceeded to ruin it quickly and replace that which was defeated in 1989, only this time adding an female genital mutilation twist, and odious twitter censorship. I'm sure Isaac Newton would have loved to see your parliament covering up Islamic pedophile rings, and locking up dangerous truthtellers like Thomas Robinson.
The british do have some good acid attacks though.
So congrats on nullifying your own checkmate.
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LiesMontegriffo wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:52 pmHitler had Jewish ancestors.TheReal_ND wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:16 pm
Newton was a deranged homo and Shakespeare was the penname of a jewish woman from King Henry's court.
I mean, Schicklgruber, that even sounds like the German for Shekel Grabber.
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Python was 50 years ago and the BBC hasn't aired any of it for 17 years. Presumably, because it would make the current crop look bad.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:57 pmMonty Python, Checkmate motherfucker.heydaralon wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:42 pmMakes me all the more sadder that you have jettisoned these important values and gifts of civilization and replaced them with a dreadful mixture of Islam and Communism.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 4:13 pm
Yeah, what has Britain ever done for us...
...apart from the industrial revolution, Isacc Newton, Magna Carta, Shakespeare, the abolition of slavery, the Battle of Britain, the jet engine, the train, television, the world wide web, stereo, the electric motor, the computer, tanks, radar, the lightbulb (Joseph Swann not Edison), logarithms, the reflecting telescope, the seed drill, virtually every ball game ever played, the iron bridge, the threshing machine, vaccines, percussion firearms, tarmac roads, the electromagnet, electric generators, the pedal bicycle, the electric telegraph, postage stamps, steam-powered screw propeller-driven passenger liners, solar panels, the flush toilet, fingerprints for forensic science, the discovery of the electron, DNA, the electronic calculator, carbon fibre, the ATM, test tube babies, cloning, the SMS message, graphene...
...apart from that, what has Britain ever done for us?
A better question is, "What have the British done lately, specifically since WW2?"
Answer, jack shit. Nice Suez invasion, morons. True story, in the Winter of discontent, gravediggers and garbagemen went on strike due to lack of govt welfare handouts, so trash and dead bodies piled up in the streets, rotting. Congrats, I've never even heard of shit like that happening in a developed Western country, only in places like Pakistan (which your island will become in like 2 years tops).
After we rebuilt your sorry little island, and bailed you out (more than once I might add, and not a word of gratitude from any of you), you guys proceeded to ruin it quickly and replace that which was defeated in 1989, only this time adding an female genital mutilation twist, and odious twitter censorship. I'm sure Isaac Newton would have loved to see your parliament covering up Islamic pedophile rings, and locking up dangerous truthtellers like Thomas Robinson.
The british do have some good acid attacks though.
They even admitted that MP wouldn't see the light of day if it was suggested now.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-ente ... 06331.htmlLaunching a range of new diverse comedy programmes, with the centrepiece a celebration of the work of Sir Lenny Henry, the controller of BBC comedy commissioning Shane Allen has declared that the days of Oxbridge male dominance on his channels are long gone.
Reflecting on the approaching 50th anniversary of Monty Python, a product largely of graduates of Cambridge University, Mr Allen commented: “If you’re going to assemble a team now it’s not going to be six Oxbridge white blokes. It’s going to be a diverse range of people who reflect the modern world.” He mentioned the critically-acclaimed sketch show Famalam, with a predominantly black cast and writers, as an example of what he had in mind, and citing, in particular, the popularity of Black Jesus on social media.
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You can't have a white nation in this day and age!
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OI YOU GOT A LICENSE TO BE WALKIN AROUND DO YA?
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To be fair, Monty Python was always a bit hit or miss. We all remember the classic sketches but a lot of it was pretty weak.
I just don't think it would work today.
If you want cutting edge non-PC check out Frankie Boyle.
I just don't think it would work today.
If you want cutting edge non-PC check out Frankie Boyle.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Most British comedy is hit or miss.
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Hard to match Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother, sure.
Broad City is about the only decent US comedy we get here.
Broad City is about the only decent US comedy we get here.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.