Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Smitty-48]

That's crossing the line, yo.

That guy is inviting a restraint hold and pressure points.

Exactly. Dude moves my chair to insert his next to my wife..... Rings ain't got nothing to do with it.

A couple years ago I was out with the wife, some kid came up and put his arm around her and started pawing her.

I don't think he meant real harm, but he did cross the line.

I just one hand shoved him in the chest without even getting up from my stool.

He went skittering across the floor.

I said "don't make me stand up"

He did nothing, just kind of slinked away off to the corner

Minimum force option, legal liability in mind, I didn't want to deal with the cops.

[Smitty-48]

That's crossing the line, yo.

That guy is inviting a restraint hold and pressure points.

Dude, 4 times in as many weeks; I'd be fighting all the time.

What else is there to do at nightclubs?

Either you don't have a chick on your arm, so you fight for entertainment.

Or you have a chick on your arm, and you fight to defend her honor.

That's the whole point of nightclubs.

[Smitty-48]

This is why I don't go to nightclubs anymore.

I'm way too old for that noise.

By the grace of God I have made it to middle age somehow, with a spotless police record, no charges at all.

Last thing I need is a charge on my docket cause I got provoked by some young buck.

My wife definitely doesn't want that neither.

This is why burger date at the mall. Burger date don't cause no fights.

[Martin Hash]

Something has changed about the "dating" scene; old prohibitions are no longer in place, and taboo relationships are fashionable. I think the Tinder Age has made people totally open to sex from whoever they want it from.

[Smitty-48]

Something has changed about the "dating" scene; old prohibitions are no longer in place, and taboo relationships are fashionable. I think the Tinder Age has made people totally open to sex from whoever they want it from.

Exactly.

Kids these days don't live by the old school rules. Everything is just "hooking up" now, there are no rules.

But If I pummel one of them, he's just gonna call the cops, and then his lawyer, so its Kobayashi Maru.

Burger date instead, cutest couple at the mall, for the win.

[Smitty-48]

Plus this new place is some of the best burgers I've ever had.

Even tho we went last Friday, we're going again tonight,

Making up for lost burgers, this place has been around for awhile, but I never got around to trying it before.

Burger date wash rinse repeat.

As I get old, I'm regressing past the nightclub stage all the way back to the Junior High Mall Date stage.

Max relax, get a double cheeseburger, do some shopping, home early to watch the hockey.

[Martin Hash]

We’re probably going to try again tonight; partly because Gwynne gets a kick out of guys 20 years younger than her knocking on the door, but mostly because we like to dance, and that’s the solution if someone starts stalking her. For my part, I’m fascinated by these events; how far does it go?

[Smitty-48]

We just brought the burgers home with us, skipped the mall, back early for hockey pre game.

These burgers are da bomb.

All the hype about Five Guys, Five Guys was a bust, this burger joint lives up to the hype.

[Smitty-48]

We’re probably going to try again tonight; partly because Gwynne gets a kick out of guys 20 years younger than her knocking on the door, but mostly because we like to dance, and that’s the solution if someone starts stalking her. For my part, I’m fascinated by these events; how far does it go?

My wife is as flattered as the next girl when it comes to polite flirtation.

I don't take offense to that neither.

But if it's blatant hitting on her, she feels that it is my job to keep those flies off her, she just doesn't want me to get arrested to do it.

Easiest solution, strike nightclubs off the schedule completely.

Can't smoke in a nightclub anymore anyways, so no loss.

[Martin Hash]

I let her get tipsy last night for my daughter’s birthday bar-hopping and I drove, but tonight it’s 3 well whiskeys with Bud back for me and she drives.