New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump
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It's more of a public service thing.
I'm not suicidal, so my heart getting harder doesn't make life any more dangerous for me.
Just makes me care less about y'alls life.
So thanks guys. Y'all just made yourselves slightly more misanthropic, thereby lowering the value of *my* life in your eyes.
Dicks.
Plus yeah, like Smits said . . . kids.
Gotta stay soft for the little ones, man.
I'm not suicidal, so my heart getting harder doesn't make life any more dangerous for me.
Just makes me care less about y'alls life.
So thanks guys. Y'all just made yourselves slightly more misanthropic, thereby lowering the value of *my* life in your eyes.
Dicks.
Plus yeah, like Smits said . . . kids.
Gotta stay soft for the little ones, man.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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That's it, brother.
Keep your garden protected.
You're living for your progeny now.
Keep it light and fun for as long as you can.
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I am very good to the Duchess, I assure you.
Smitty Magnum Higgins takes care of business.
It's not hard tho, Dorothy Gale is very easy to love and worship.
Fuckin' ridiculous how spoiled I am.
Particularity as I am a monster.
German Grrls FTW
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Then there's my mother-in-law. She's another angel.
My real mom is like Che Guevara, my surrogate German mom is the one who pampers me.
My real mom is like Che Guevara, my surrogate German mom is the one who pampers me.
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Kraut eh?
Me mum's an old german girl...
85 and still going strong... amazing woman... bit stubborn.
The wife's Ukrainian... similar stock.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Oh the Duchess is a Germanic control freak.
At work her nickname is "Dr. No"
But I've already been an NCO, so I just let her take control.
Less work for me, so I can get higher than giraffe pussy.
Then Smitty Magnum jumps her for morning sex at O'dark thirty.
Dorothy Gale is randy first thing in the morning, Smitty Magnum is a nighthawk ftw.
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What's the old lady's line of bizness?
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Information technology, software, quality assurance boss lady.
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Dorothy Gale in a tight little business outfit. <bites fist>
And she's is the best cook, better than her mom, better than my mom.
Infantryman's paradise up in here.
And she's is the best cook, better than her mom, better than my mom.
Infantryman's paradise up in here.
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She thinks she's a better driver than me tho.
She is a great driver, I am so hot for her driving, she drives like Schumacher.
But I am still Senna. She's not better than me on the edge.
She is Dr.No, but I am Smitty Bond, that is the way that I tame her.
She is a great driver, I am so hot for her driving, she drives like Schumacher.
But I am still Senna. She's not better than me on the edge.
She is Dr.No, but I am Smitty Bond, that is the way that I tame her.
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