New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by DBTrek » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:57 pm

It's more of a public service thing.
I'm not suicidal, so my heart getting harder doesn't make life any more dangerous for me.
Just makes me care less about y'alls life.
:twisted:

So thanks guys. Y'all just made yourselves slightly more misanthropic, thereby lowering the value of *my* life in your eyes.
Dicks.

Plus yeah, like Smits said . . . kids.
Gotta stay soft for the little ones, man.
;)
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"

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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:01 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:57 pm


Plus yeah, like Smits said . . . kids.
Gotta stay soft for the little ones, man.
;)
That's it, brother.

Keep your garden protected.

You're living for your progeny now.

Keep it light and fun for as long as you can.
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:08 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:53 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:45 pm
Maybe you'd better keep an eye on me then.
Oh I have been...
Just glad you've kept your lady...

I would worry about you without her.

Could get ugly.
Unless your dogs got you through...

The dog park can be the source of redemption.
I am very good to the Duchess, I assure you.

Smitty Magnum Higgins takes care of business.

It's not hard tho, Dorothy Gale is very easy to love and worship.

Fuckin' ridiculous how spoiled I am.

Particularity as I am a monster.

German Grrls FTW
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:22 pm

Then there's my mother-in-law. She's another angel.

My real mom is like Che Guevara, my surrogate German mom is the one who pampers me.
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:24 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:08 pm
I am very good to the Duchess, I assure you.

Smitty Magnum Higgins takes care of business.

It's not hard tho, Dorothy Gale is very easy to love and worship.

Fuckin' ridiculous how spoiled I am.

Particularity as I am a monster.

German Grrls FTW
Kraut eh?

Me mum's an old german girl...

85 and still going strong... amazing woman... bit stubborn.

The wife's Ukrainian... similar stock.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty

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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:27 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:24 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:08 pm
I am very good to the Duchess, I assure you.

Smitty Magnum Higgins takes care of business.

It's not hard tho, Dorothy Gale is very easy to love and worship.

Fuckin' ridiculous how spoiled I am.

Particularity as I am a monster.

German Grrls FTW
Kraut eh?

Me mum's an old german girl...

85 and still going strong... amazing woman... bit stubborn.

The wife's Ukrainian... similar stock.
Oh the Duchess is a Germanic control freak.

At work her nickname is "Dr. No"

But I've already been an NCO, so I just let her take control.

Less work for me, so I can get higher than giraffe pussy.

Then Smitty Magnum jumps her for morning sex at O'dark thirty.

Dorothy Gale is randy first thing in the morning, Smitty Magnum is a nighthawk ftw.
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:29 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:27 pm
Oh the Duchess is a Germanic control freak.

At work her nickname is "Dr. No"
What's the old lady's line of bizness?
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:34 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:29 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:27 pm
Oh the Duchess is a Germanic control freak.

At work her nickname is "Dr. No"
What's the old lady's line of bizness?
Information technology, software, quality assurance boss lady.
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:37 pm

Dorothy Gale in a tight little business outfit. <bites fist>

And she's is the best cook, better than her mom, better than my mom.

Infantryman's paradise up in here.
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Re: New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:45 pm

She thinks she's a better driver than me tho.

She is a great driver, I am so hot for her driving, she drives like Schumacher.

But I am still Senna. She's not better than me on the edge.

She is Dr.No, but I am Smitty Bond, that is the way that I tame her.
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