Civil War Doomsday Clock

[Smitty-48]

See, I can't think of anybody else, because every other country on earth is to some degree totalitarian, and all are confiscatory police states which do not value the individual, and thus all breed indecency, are fundamentally corrupted, and that makes them mean.

[Smitty-48]

American Exceptionalism basically comes down to this;

The Founders were not Philosopher Kings and they did not believe in them.

The Founders had humility.

The Founders believed that the most likely thing that was going to happen, was tyranny.

Thus they made the American Religion to value the individual above all else.

That respect for the individual, separates America from the rest of the world and its Philosopher King Tyrants.

The byproduct is the most decent forthright friendly individuals on earth.

Everybody else lives under some form of structural tyranny, and it warps their humanity, makes them mean.

[Smitty-48]

It's not just a country, it's the next step in human civilization, the republic must not perish from this earth, because it is the light of civilization itself, if you're not down for that, what are you down for?'

Almighty, Almighty, this is Eagle One, reaching for the Sea of Tranquility amongst the stars, how copy?

Neil fucking Armstrong, let's go, baby.

[Smitty-48]

Don't check your privilege, America.

Go baby go.

Spread your wings and fly, Eagle One.

Reach for the stars, don't look back.

Lest best hope, for humanity.

Save yourselves, and you will save them all.

[Smitty-48]

I can't even think of a second best.

America is literally the only friendly decent forthright country, there is no competition.

The Flight to Quality has only one safe harbor.

Why is the only other American exceptionalist and supremacist around here a Canadian?

Me? Nah, I'm a misanthropic hedonist, rattlesnake mean, I just want to chuck commies out of helicopters.

I don't have that American respect for the individual.

Humanity annoys me, I want to chop their heads of with an entrenching tool.

See what comes of living under tyranny?

[The Conservative]

I can't even think of a second best.

America is literally the only friendly decent forthright country, there is no competition.

The Flight to Quality has only one safe harbor.

Why is the only other American exceptionalist and supremacist around here a Canadian?

Me? Nah, I'm a misanthropic hedonist, rattlesnake mean, I just want to chuck commies out of helicopters.

I don't have that American respect for the individual.

Humanity annoys me, I want to chop their heads of with an entrenching tool.

See what comes of living under tyranny?

Careful, some people can't tell sarcasm.

Personally, I want to chuck commies out of helicopters too. I have respect for the individual, what I don't have respect for are assholes attempting to destroy this country from within.

[Smitty-48]

I'm British. I only value dogs and horses and my wife and my Queen.

I'm no Neil Armstrong, I'm the House of Hanover amongst the Hurons.

I could not be trusted with the ring of power, I would only use it for evil.

If I had American power at my disposal, I would rain it down upon mine enemies, thermonuclear firestorm.

[Smitty-48]

I'd use the F-35 Panther, 2 x B61 internal, theater thermonuclear strike.

DPRK is first on the hit list, burn in hell, Pyongyang.

[Smitty-48]

That would of course set Beijing off, then I would nuke their shit next.

Homo Sapiens Sapiens apex predator male, UGM-133 Trident II, depressed trajectory, motherfuckers.

Long live Bob Barnes.

[Smitty-48]

I'm like Edward Teller.

He gave America Castle Bravo, but the reason was, he wanted America to use it on the Russians.

If the likes of me were to have the National Command Authority, no olive branch, thunderbolts in both talons grasped.