I know it wouldn't work, but we do business with all kinds of pieces of shit. The Cartels wouldn't even make the top 10 on the list right now. My solutions for a better immigration policy:Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:57 pmThey would just play both sides.heydaralon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:54 pmIf I commit any kind of felony in America and have children, I will be separated from them when I go to prison. These people aren't even citizens, and their mere presence is a crime. If they didn't want to be separated, they shouldn't have illegally crossed. Seriously this aint hard. You aren't going to starve to death or die in Mexico, it will just suck to live there. So stay. If the family separation thing is an issue, then we should just deport them as a group. Also, its to the point where I would rather just figure out what the cartels make from this coyote stuff, and pay them more to stop the migrant flow. That's not any worse than Obama giving guns to them, or our negotiations with terrorist groups in the GWOT and Cold War. Just incentivize the cartels to use force to stop illegal people smuggling with money if they comply, and Abottabad style drug raids with helicopters and drone strikes across the border if they don't.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:45 pmHonestly, regardless if somebody is paying them to do this (which really just means paying Mexican organized crime), it would happen anyway. This is the consequence of Trump buckling to the liberals over separated children from their criminal parents (or whatever adult claimed to be their parent) until we can figure out who their legitimate nearest relatives are for repatriation. Once you started releasing people who came with kids, it was caravan city for the southern border.
1. militarize the border with machine gun nests, mines, drones, helicopter patrols with infrared cameras, walls and barbed wire and pressure sensors for mines.
2. Force any Mexican immigrant here on a VISA to check in with a parole officer every 24 hours, and to be forced to renew their VISA every 14 days. They would also have to tell their PO everytime they leave the county, and list all their current addresses, and notify every time they change addresses. When their VISA expires, they have 48 hours to leave the country, or be arrested. It would be awesome if they had to wear GPS ankle bracelets too. I realize this is onerous as fuck, which is the point. These restrictions would act as a deterrent for abuse and would massively de-incentivize immigration.
3. Automate all menial agricultural work. Offer subsidies to farms and ag firms that use this tech
4. Force all immigrants to have a huge forehead tattoo in scarlett ink that says: SCUMBAG LOSER!!! (with all three exclamation points)
5. Any illegal caught crossing will be ineligible for life for legal immigration to the United States
6. Make it a serious felony to hire any illegals, and start jailing employers and contractors that do so.
7. Remove the soil loophole for anchor babyism. You have to have 2 citizens born in America as parents to become citizens
8. Stop printing any and all American street and highway signs, and government documents, including ballots in spanish (lower case s is to denote disrespect to the language in this post).
9. Enforce existing voter ID laws. People who come to vote must provide ID.
10. Start scanning every piece of mail that goes to central America. Check for cash. If the envelope has cash, the post office employee should just pocket that shit, because some illegal can't complain that his ill gotten remittances got jacked. What is he gonna do seriously?
11. Build a fucking wall.
Not all of these policies would work. For instance, America doesn't have the funds to build a wall. But I think they would do wonders for us
