England Protects Citizens - From Pizza

[DBTrek]

There's nothing quite as refreshing as listening to the slaves argue about the best pizza and the best rapper.

You'll all take what muh roads decide you can or cannot have, and you'll fucking like it.

Says the dude using government built roads, and DARPA built digital roads, every day.

[Fife]

Right on cue, "citizen." Well done. Enjoy your pizza.

[DBTrek]

Right on cue, "citizen." Well done. Enjoy your pizza.

Don’t “citizen” me you motherfucking citizen.
Road-driving, Internet using, tax-filing sumbitch.

[Fife]

Haha.

I own my hypocrisy. You pretend yours doesn't exist.

[DBTrek]

Haha.

I own my hypocrisy. You pretend yours doesn't exist.

Well, since you’re such a fan of private property and the ultimate rule of the private sector you can own my hypocrisy too. Now you’re twice as rich.
In hypocrisy.

[Fife]

Like Jabez, the Good Lord is always enlarging my coast.

Slow and steady wins the race, Zeno.

[Speaker to Animals]

So voting on mandatory pizza size is verboten?

[TheReal_ND]

There's nothing quite as refreshing as listening to the slaves argue about the best pizza and the best rapper.

You'll all take what muh roads decide you can or cannot have, and you'll fucking like it.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW STATISTS???

[Ph64]

So voting on mandatory pizza size is verboten?

Where do you draw the line? You stop at the pizza place and ask for two slices and a large soda... Oops, sorry, we've outlawed straws so no straw for you. Oh yeah, and the "large" soda can't be more than 16oz, it's for your own good. And no 2nd slice, that's too many calories and we've made it illegal to sell you more than one slice to combat obesity... all "For your own good" of course. The pizza shop will be fined if they sell you a 20oz soda or that 2nd slice, or heaven forbid give you a straw for that soda.

[Ex-California]

England, the paragon of Western Culture