Florida Man thread

[Okeefenokee]

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[TheReal_ND]

[TheReal_ND]

Florida Man.

Forever uncucked.

[heydaralon]

I wonder if it was a situation where he tried auto-erotic asphyxiation with the snake. Wrapping its torso around his neck to cut off oxygen, while putting its head on the tip of his cock. Those constrictors could probably give a hella good blowjob. You'd cum but your dick would be purple afterwards. Idk the full story but this dude seems like a thomas edison type who found 2000 ways to not make a lightbulb/get your dick sucked in nature.

[AverageJoe]

Forget handicap parking brawls and movie theatre popcorn attacks, we've upgraded to City Commissioners busting a cap in folks ass here.

Lakeland Commissioner fatally shoots man in Army-Navy store he owns

[Speaker to Animals]

His online biography notes that he participated in the Lakeland Citizens Police Academy. The academy is a 14-week class that meets once a week to familiarize citizens with police activity. One class is a firearms familiarization course, according to the Lakeland Police Department website.

Not a huge fan of this type of person.

But stealing weapons is a really bad idea for this reason.

[C-Mag]

Florida getting a little hate from Hurricane Michael

[heydaralon]

Florida getting a little hate from Hurricane Michael

Just the panhandle. In the middle just rain. I was out walking the other night and slipped skinning my knee on the wet sidewalk so there's that.

[TheReal_ND]

FOREVER UNCUCKED

[C-Mag]

How real is that ?