Florida Man thread
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Florida Man.
Forever uncucked.
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I wonder if it was a situation where he tried auto-erotic asphyxiation with the snake. Wrapping its torso around his neck to cut off oxygen, while putting its head on the tip of his cock. Those constrictors could probably give a hella good blowjob. You'd cum but your dick would be purple afterwards. Idk the full story but this dude seems like a thomas edison type who found 2000 ways to not make a lightbulb/get your dick sucked in nature.
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Forget handicap parking brawls and movie theatre popcorn attacks, we've upgraded to City Commissioners busting a cap in folks ass here.
Lakeland Commissioner fatally shoots man in Army-Navy store he owns
Lakeland Commissioner fatally shoots man in Army-Navy store he owns
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Not a huge fan of this type of person.His online biography notes that he participated in the Lakeland Citizens Police Academy. The academy is a 14-week class that meets once a week to familiarize citizens with police activity. One class is a firearms familiarization course, according to the Lakeland Police Department website.
But stealing weapons is a really bad idea for this reason.
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Florida getting a little hate from Hurricane Michael
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Just the panhandle. In the middle just rain. I was out walking the other night and slipped skinning my knee on the wet sidewalk so there's that.
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FOREVER UNCUCKED
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