BIG Holiday Thread

[SuburbanFarmer]

Happy Football Day, you misanthropes.

All of our teams have perfect seasons, and are headed to the super bowl.

Please join me in the Football Day Bear Prayer.

Our Coach who art in Halas
Hallowed be thy Hall.
Thy will be done, thy games be fun
On the field, as they are on the board.

Give us this day our daily thrills
And decline our penalties,
As we decline penalties against us.
And lead us not to the off-season,
But deliver us from the Packers.

In the name of Ditka, Halas, and Soldier Field. Bear down.

[C-Mag]

I've given up the Holiday as I've matured, much the same way that I have given up Easter Bunnies. In the same way, that I lost the illusion of the Easter Bunny, the thrill is gone. There is no getting it back.

While I still enjoy the occasional chocolate bunny if available, I'm not going looking for colorful eggs anymore, I am not anxiously awaiting the bunnies arrival or the thrill of the game to see who gets the most eggs.

[Montegriffo]

Happy Football Day, you misanthropes.

All of our teams have perfect seasons, and are headed to the super bowl.

Please join me in the Football Day Bear Prayer.

Our Coach who art in Halas
Hallowed be thy Hall.
Thy will be done, thy games be fun
On the field, as they are on the board.

Give us this day our daily thrills
And decline our penalties,
As we decline penalties against us.
And lead us not to the off-season,
But deliver us from the Packers.

In the name of Ditka, Halas, and Soldier Field. Bear down.

My football team is currently leading the Championship. I suspect you are talking about something else though...

https://www.google.com/search?q=champio ... pl;st;fp;1

[SuburbanFarmer]

Happy Football Day, you misanthropes.

All of our teams have perfect seasons, and are headed to the super bowl.

Please join me in the Football Day Bear Prayer.

Our Coach who art in Halas
Hallowed be thy Hall.
Thy will be done, thy games be fun
On the field, as they are on the board.

Give us this day our daily thrills
And decline our penalties,
As we decline penalties against us.
And lead us not to the off-season,
But deliver us from the Packers.

In the name of Ditka, Halas, and Soldier Field. Bear down.

My football team is currently leading the Championship. I suspect you are talking about something else though...

https://www.google.com/search?q=champio ... pl;st;fp;1

Bet you didn’t know about this one:

[SuburbanFarmer]

I've given up the Holiday as I've matured, much the same way that I have given up Easter Bunnies. In the same way, that I lost the illusion of the Easter Bunny, the thrill is gone. There is no getting it back.

While I still enjoy the occasional chocolate bunny if available, I'm not going looking for colorful eggs anymore, I am not anxiously awaiting the bunnies arrival or the thrill of the game to see who gets the most eggs.

I don’t believe in Santa Claus, and I’m unsure about Jesus, but I still enjoy Christmas. It’s about the spirit of the thing. Doesn’t need to be justified.

Just remember the good old days when you could sit in a sports bar all day and scream at the tv with your buddies.

[Montegriffo]

Bet you didn’t know about this one:

Nope, never seen that before.
You would have thought someone would have pointed out the wardrobe malfunction to her...

[Speaker to Animals]

I've given up the Holiday as I've matured, much the same way that I have given up Easter Bunnies. In the same way, that I lost the illusion of the Easter Bunny, the thrill is gone. There is no getting it back.

While I still enjoy the occasional chocolate bunny if available, I'm not going looking for colorful eggs anymore, I am not anxiously awaiting the bunnies arrival or the thrill of the game to see who gets the most eggs.

Adult Easter egg hunts apparently are great contact sports these days.

Like Rugby mixed with UFC.

[C-Mag]

German pissed Brit, Italian and Australian Tourists are sexualizing traditional Oktoberfest costumes

Cultural leaders believe much of what is being worn is becoming more and more like a porno version of the buxom dress called the dirndl.

The images are truly shocking






https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7207106/o ... x-clothes/

[SuburbanFarmer]

God, I love German culture...

[C-Mag]

God, I love German culture...

Cultural Appropriation