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C-Mag wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:43 pm
TheReal_ND wrote: Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:31 pm Image
Should have kidnapped a Taxidermist.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: If only he had given his plan any thought at all.
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I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.
Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where's the God of tits and wine?
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Kath wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:50 am I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.
3.5m sq ft of retail lol

This is gonna be a lovely boondoggle.
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SuburbanFarmer wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:05 am
This is gonna be a lovely boondoggle.
If you build it, they will come. Bet that it will be huge. Florida is far more a destination than Minnesota.
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Kath wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:50 am I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.
Dare I say Chicago Politics ;)
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They say the baby's gonna be okay, but this story is gonna fuck you up.

Turn back now if you don't want to feel some serious pain in your heart.

http://www.mminfo24.com/2018/08/09/flor ... -26-hours/
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Okeefenokee wrote: Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:48 pm They say the baby's gonna be okay, but this story is gonna fuck you up.

Turn back now if you don't want to feel some serious pain in your heart.

http://www.mminfo24.com/2018/08/09/flor ... -26-hours/
I should not have read that.

But I also wouldn’t leave my baby with a Craigslist stranger for 2 days.
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C-Mag wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:42 am
Kath wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:50 am I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.
Dare I say Chicago Politics ;)
It'll make a great warehouse for Amazon someday.
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^^^Truth.
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Ph64 wrote: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:34 pm
C-Mag wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:42 am
Kath wrote: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:50 am I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.
Dare I say Chicago Politics ;)
It'll make a great warehouse for Amazon someday.
Who says it'll even get that far? Arent these the same people that fucked up a pedestrian suspension bridge?
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