Florida Man thread

[Haumana]

Should have kidnapped a Taxidermist.

If only he had given his plan any thought at all.

[Kath]

I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.

3.5m sq ft of retail lol

This is gonna be a lovely boondoggle.

[Kath]

This is gonna be a lovely boondoggle.

If you build it, they will come. Bet that it will be huge. Florida is far more a destination than Minnesota.

[C-Mag]

I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.

Dare I say Chicago Politics

[Okeefenokee]

They say the baby's gonna be okay, but this story is gonna fuck you up.

Turn back now if you don't want to feel some serious pain in your heart.

http://www.mminfo24.com/2018/08/09/flor ... -26-hours/

[SuburbanFarmer]

They say the baby's gonna be okay, but this story is gonna fuck you up.

Turn back now if you don't want to feel some serious pain in your heart.

http://www.mminfo24.com/2018/08/09/flor ... -26-hours/

I should not have read that.

But I also wouldn’t leave my baby with a Craigslist stranger for 2 days.

[Ph64]

I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.

Dare I say Chicago Politics

It'll make a great warehouse for Amazon someday.

[SuburbanFarmer]

^^^Truth.

[clubgop]

I used to live in Illinois. Florida is lovely, compared. The kindergarten corruption here is small time, compared to the shit that goes down in both Chicago & in Springfield.

Of course, this may change how I feel. This is going up about 1/2 hour from our house. Yikes.
In Miami-Dade, making the Mall of America look small


Also, my nephew is going to UF as a Freshman next month.

Dare I say Chicago Politics

It'll make a great warehouse for Amazon someday.

Who says it'll even get that far? Arent these the same people that fucked up a pedestrian suspension bridge?