World Cup thread - thanks Brexit...

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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:49 am

First world games...

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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 am

Well, that's my criticism of all this sports entertainment.

Go fucking play sports.

I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.

At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.

If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.


Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.

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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:55 pm

England 2 - Tunisia 1
Should have been a bigger win but some poor finishing let us down.
A win against Panama will see us through to the knockout rounds with a game in hand.
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Fife » Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:04 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 am
Well, that's my criticism of all this sports entertainment.

Go fucking play sports.

I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.

At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.

If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.


Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:15 pm

Fife wrote:
Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:04 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 am
Well, that's my criticism of all this sports entertainment.

Go fucking play sports.

I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.

At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.

If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.


Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
Bowling sounds pretty fun, actually.

What I really miss, though, is the roller skate rink.

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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:21 pm

I am completely obsessed with bowling now. I love it.
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Haumana » Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:58 pm

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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:40 pm

Haumana wrote:
Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:58 pm
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:53 am

points deducted for not working in that the french made it further
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)

Post by Kath » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:58 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:33 pm
When two soccer players bump into one another, they both fall on the ground holding their ankles and crying.
World Cup Foosball.

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