World Cup thread - thanks Brexit...
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Montegriffo
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)
First world games...
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Speaker to Animals
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Well, that's my criticism of all this sports entertainment.
Go fucking play sports.
I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.
At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.
If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.
Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.
Go fucking play sports.
I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.
At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.
If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.
Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.
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Montegriffo
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)
England 2 - Tunisia 1
Should have been a bigger win but some poor finishing let us down.
A win against Panama will see us through to the knockout rounds with a game in hand.
Should have been a bigger win but some poor finishing let us down.
A win against Panama will see us through to the knockout rounds with a game in hand.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Fife
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Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 amWell, that's my criticism of all this sports entertainment.
Go fucking play sports.
I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.
At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.
If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.
Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.
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Speaker to Animals
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)
Bowling sounds pretty fun, actually.Fife wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:04 pmFuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 amWell, that's my criticism of all this sports entertainment.
Go fucking play sports.
I don't sit there and watch sports on television all the time. I go do shit. I run. I get on the still rings and work towards difficult isometric holds. If I had the disposable cash I would go to a UFC gym and learn boxing/wrestling.
At the local park dudes are out there playing lacrosse right now.
If you want to get into gay sports, then join a local soccer team, I guess. At least it's actually doing shit.
Do you realize how often fat men try to signal to me their superior athleticism and masculinity because I don't watch sports on television? It's the most soul-crushing, pathetic display I have to witness on a regular basis. To see what men have become in my nation truly saddens me.
What I really miss, though, is the roller skate rink.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Re: World Cup thread (no hockey talk)
I am completely obsessed with bowling now. I love it.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Okeefenokee
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points deducted for not working in that the french made it further
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Kath
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World Cup Foosball.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:33 pmWhen two soccer players bump into one another, they both fall on the ground holding their ankles and crying.
Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where's the God of tits and wine?
