Return of the Dust Bowl

[Speaker to Animals]

So in a few tens of millions of years, then?

[SuburbanFarmer]

So in a few tens of millions of years, then?

In your lifetime, almost certainly.

[DBTrek]

Might be that the current generations are in for their first dose of ‘reality’ life.
Things ‘bout to get Noir up in here.

[Speaker to Animals]

So in a few tens of millions of years, then?

In your lifetime, almost certainly.

So the 30 million year old Colorado River is going to run dry in my lifetime?

You realize we are talking about the same river that formed the Grand Canyon, right? It's going to disappear in a few years?

[DBTrek]

Probably within your dog’s lifetime.
Do you even An Inconvenient Truth, bro?

[Speaker to Animals]

You can tell who never saw the Grand Canyon. If you saw that fucking thing, the notion that the river will suddenly disappear in a few years is beyond laughable.

[Speaker to Animals]

I could imagine increased human consumption using up most of the water, but that consumption includes generating electricity.

[Speaker to Animals]

And don't come at me with this crazy shit right when all the farms around my home just got flooded out.

[GloryofGreece]

All I know is that is hasn't stopped raining for weeks off and on and my state has a water surplus. Maybe people and cities shouldn't be located in deserts.

[SuburbanFarmer]

It's cold here in DC... What global warming??!?? hur hur hurrrrrr