So my cat set herself on fire...

[The Conservative]

My wife was relaxing in the tub, candles, etc... and the cat decided to come up and say hi. Well, it brushed up against the candle flame and its flank went from smoking to pyro kitty...

My wife put the cat out, and she is fine, a little shocked about how flammable cat fur really is... (both my wife and cat were suprised)

The cat is OK, just smells like burnt hair... and btw this is the 2nd time the cat has done this. The first time was her tail...

[C-Mag]

My Dark Humor is going into overdrive.............. but I won't say it

[SuburbanFarmer]

I seen a lot of shit but I never seen a pussy set itself on fire.

[C-Mag]

You're not doing it right