Denmark: The Most Evil Empire in Recorded History

[heydaralon]

If you are looking for a past version of the Third Reich, look no further than Denmark. The Danes were among the most ruthless and evil humans who ever took a breath in Europe. Christian IV made Hernando Cortes look like RuPaul, and Tamerlane look like Emily Post. This likely homosexual king killed hundreds of thousands of Swedes and Norwegians. Indeed, Norway and Sweden were actually part of the Danish eugenic based empire and many were butchered for no reason.In Iceland, ten million women and children were forced to dig their own graves before being executed without remorse. In the West Indies, slavery was legal and encouraged. Many Swedes and Norwegians were actually traded for whale meat and timber to make cheap furniture. Additionally, the Danes brutally subjugated the Faroe Islands and even committed genocide in India. The British finally shelled Coopenhagen in 1807 in self defense, and the Danish threat was partially diminished. The problem is, the Danes continued to cause problems in Europe, even allying themselves with Napoleon. Why they were so keen on committing mass murder is unclear, but we can say with certainty that they were a cruel people who practiced incest on a scale never before seen in human history. There are not many Danish people on this forum, thankfully, but they often try to cover up the past. Fortunately, this thread rectifies this historical revisionism.



What is lost without will be found within. Danes caused a loss of millions of innocent people. Yet by looking inside themselves, they can determine that their guilt is complete and unforgivable, in fact even looking at the times it was unprecedented. I don't have the answers, and its hard to rationalize what happened. Even a modern day Dane would be incapable of coming to terms with what they caused.

[Montegriffo]

They know how to make a blue cheese though. Well worth the sacking of Lindisfarne for that delicacy.

[heydaralon]

They know how to make a blue cheese though. Well worth the sacking of Lindisfarne for that delicacy.

They are murderers, Monte.

[TheReal_ND]

They know how to make a blue cheese though. Well worth the sacking of Lindisfarne for that delicacy.

What is thiis fruit pictured?

[Montegriffo]

They know how to make a blue cheese though. Well worth the sacking of Lindisfarne for that delicacy.

What is thiis fruit pictured?

Looks like a fig.

[Montegriffo]

They know how to make a blue cheese though. Well worth the sacking of Lindisfarne for that delicacy.

They are murderers, Monte.

Yes but Danish Blue...
Crumble into warm double cream and pour over steamed asparagus with some roasted vine tomatoes drizzled in balsamic syrup.
I don't care how many fucking monks they killed, all is forgiven.

[heydaralon]

I've had far better blue cheese stateside. It looked better and tasted better. American pork is vastly superior in taste to Danish pork as well. Our pigs are far more succulent and don't get me started on American bacon. There is nothing like it on Earth.

[TheReal_ND]

They know how to make a blue cheese though. Well worth the sacking of Lindisfarne for that delicacy.

They are murderers, Monte.

Yes but Danish Blue...
Crumble into warm double cream and pour over steamed asparagus with some roasted vine tomatoes drizzled in balsamic syrup.
I don't care how many fucking monks they killed, all is forgiven.

Double cream? What is that. Also, why pomegranate with blue cheese? I've never had a pomegranate what do they taste like?

[Smitty-48]

what do they taste like?

Pomegranate

[TheReal_ND]

what do they taste like?

Pomegranate

I'm imagining it's like a cross between pear and strawberry