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Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:28 pm

I never met her. I talk to her online. Her voice is like heaven. And she cooks. I want to be with her so much bros.

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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:34 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:28 pm
I never met her. I talk to her online. Her voice is like heaven. And she cooks. I want to be with her so much bros.
Having a woman to cook for you really is a joy

My wife is making bacon corn chowder with grilled cheese sandwiches right now.

Get hype.

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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:36 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:28 pm
I never met her. I talk to her online. Her voice is like heaven. And she cooks. I want to be with her so much bros.

Sexiest accent in the known world.
Go for it, you deserve to be happy.
Not too many Ulster fry ups though or it will not be a long life.
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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:37 pm

I would kill a man for a woman to be nice to me and cook. Just being around that voice would make me happy as a jay bird every time I heard it.

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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:39 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:37 pm
I would kill a man for a woman to be nice to me and cook. Just being around that voice would make me happy as a jay bird every time I heard it.
I'm assuming Southern Ireland, a Northern Irish accent is not so pretty.
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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:42 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:39 pm
TheReal_ND wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:37 pm
I would kill a man for a woman to be nice to me and cook. Just being around that voice would make me happy as a jay bird every time I heard it.
I'm assuming Southern Ireland, a Northern Irish accent is not so pretty.
She's from the west but moved to the north and back. In the north again.

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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:43 pm

She's so quiet. I watched her coax a jackdaw down he fell in love with her.

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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:05 pm

Can literally charm the birds out of the trees.
You should visit her Nuke. Ireland is one of the most beautiful places on the planet and the Irish are the friendliest people bar none.
Guinness is overrated...
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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:13 pm

She keeps saying I'm crazy for falling in love with her. She says I don't know what she looks like. She could be a dude. She's not. I don't know what she looks like. I know she's Catholic like me. I know she's seperated from her spouse like me. I have a kid she doesn't. I don't know what level of ugly she has to be for me to not be in love with her. Her hair is blonde. Her accent lilting and beautiful. She cooks. How ugly could she be for me a wounded soul and broken man? I haven't been in love like this for a long time. Not since my son. How can I make this work? I would serve her so faithfully I just want that beautiful woman to talk to me everyday.

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Re: I'm in love with an Irish girl

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:40 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:13 pm
I don't know what she looks like.......Her hair is blonde.
Hey, at least you know she's not black. ;)
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