Daily Mail UK
Authorities in Westchister say they have promptly arrested a seal pup spotted wielding a knife.
"It's not every day we get a seal pup out this way but sometimes they come and they bring nothing but trouble," says Deputy Magistrate, Conan.
"Just the other day we had one harassing a gang of Pakistani that were hanging around the local primary school. It's very unfortunate these seal pups haven't learned to integrate with these quintessentially British locals. At the end of the day, at least I can say, I got one more knife off the streets that could have harmed one of our fellow mates in Islam."
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