Best Star Wars Character

[heydaralon]

I voted for Jabba. Watto was pretty cool as well. Don't just be a mindless bandwagon faggot and vote for Boba Fett. That drives me up the wall in anger. I dislike Star Wars passionately, but if they made a standalone Jabba movie, explaining his origins, his dealings with Han Solo, and his avaracious appetites I would watch it. The squirrel on his lap was quite entertaining as well. Jabba was the best star wars character, Salacious Crumb (Jabba rat) was the second best. One thing I never understood about Jabba was his choice of putting Carrie Fischer in that metal linguire. He seems asexual in my opinion. I wouldn't be surprised if Hutts could somehow reproduce the way earthworms do, or if they just split into two Hutts with mitosis or what have you. Even if Jabba was a sexual being, he's not going to be able to fuck Leia easily. I would imagine he'd have the same problem all large animals do. His dick is either too big to fit in her birth canal, too small, or just obscured by his fat rolls. So why objectify her like that? Not to mention, he's a different species. Isn't him having her as a sex slave tantamount to a farmer putting a bra on a goat and then sodomizing it? He was flaunting her like it was a status thing, but in reality he is openly displaying what I consider to be at best sexual deviancy and probable mental illness.

[Penner]

Boba Fett, cool look, cool attitude, and actually does something other than being defeated. Only issue is that he went out like a little bitch, but in the EU he crawls his way back to life.

[heydaralon]

What did I just say? We already have someone voting for Boba Fett, and this shit has been up for all of 30 seconds. Take this poll seriously, because if we do this right we may be able to launch a kickstarter campaign for a Jabba movie. I need to talk to the Conservative and discuss with him how he was able to make such a popular and effective loot crate petition.

[Smitty-48]

Boba Fett had a bad ass look, the Mandalorian armour was the shiz, but he didn't really have much of a character.

I think the best character is Sheev Palpatine.

[Penner]

I head that Disney is going to be making a stand-alone Boba Fett movie, not a Jabba movie. In my opinion, good choice.

[Ex-California]

Boba Fett had a bad ass look, the Mandalorian armour was the shiz, but he didn't really have much of a character.

I think the best character is Sheev Palpatine.

Of course you would think he is

Braless 19 year old Carrie Fisher is my favorite character, followed by prequel/Clone Wars Obi Wan

[Smitty-48]

My second favourite character is of course Vader, he would be first, except the Annakin Skywalker they came up with was such a weenie, that it bumps the Emperor into the one spot, one the whole, Sheev Palpatine is consistently bad ass throughout, whereas Vader is only bad ass as Vader.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Han Solo, obviously.

[Ex-California]

My second favourite character is of course Vader, he would be first, except the Annakin Skywalker they came up with was such a weenie, that it bumps the Emperor into the one spot, one the whole, Sheev Palpatine is consistently bad ass throughout, whereas Vader is only bad ass as Vader.

Yeah, badass Vader is the one of the best characters in all movies ever. I love that there is still the love for his son, but thinking that's because of the "Annie" they chose for the prequels makes him not as cool

However, the Clone Wars cartoon Anakin is awesome, and that's a good Anakin to become Vader. Also, Darth Vader's two parts in Rogue One are what takes a good movie and make it great. Its at the height of his dark side powers

[SuburbanFarmer]

My second favourite character is of course Vader, he would be first, except the Annakin Skywalker they came up with was such a weenie, that it bumps the Emperor into the one spot, one the whole, Sheev Palpatine is consistently bad ass throughout, whereas Vader is only bad ass as Vader.

Yeah, badass Vader is the one of the best characters in all movies ever. I love that there is still the love for his son, but thinking that's because of the "Annie" they chose for the prequels makes him not as cool

However, the Clone Wars cartoon Anakin is awesome, and that's a good Anakin to become Vader. Also, Darth Vader's two parts in Rogue One are what takes a good movie and make it great. Its at the height of his dark side powers

Yeah, that really was the best scene of the entire franchise.