Genetic mutation makes you look Japanese

[Hwen Hoshino]

Plus you magically can speak the language. i wonder how may riight wingers from here would want to becoem Japapanese or try it at least.

[Zlaxer]

Huh?

[TheReal_ND]

Good luck proving your pedigree to become naturalized. Nearly impossible, doesn't matter how well you speak the language or look Japanese. You have to be descended directly from Japan going back at least three generations iirc. That said, if I could trade places, it would be tempting. I've heard it's every bit the utopia weebs make it out to be. I wouldn't though. I would prefer to remain here as a European descendant in America at least trying to figure out a way to preserve our people.

[Penner]

[Martin Hash]

Good catch.

[Speaker to Animals]

What if you could all turn gay and become Japanese??

Yeah, ever heard of the 80s?

[Hwen Hoshino]

Good luck proving your pedigree to become naturalized. Nearly impossible, doesn't matter how well you speak the language or look Japanese. You have to be descended directly from Japan going back at least three generations iirc. That said, if I could trade places, it would be tempting. I've heard it's every bit the utopia weebs make it out to be. I wouldn't though. I would prefer to remain here as a European descendant in America at least trying to figure out a way to preserve our people.

You sound like a Krogan or something. There are plenty of white people.

[heydaralon]

Koreans have a more "mongoloid" look about them. They usually smell bad and are worse drivers. Its really no wonder the Japanese treated them the way they did. Must be some kind of mutation that makes all their movies suck too...

[Fife]

Shit OP. Kill thread.

[Speaker to Animals]

Explain the Bixby button.