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Post by TheReal_ND » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:33 am

Can't find the other thread where we talked about automation so I'll just make a tech general

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Robot Security Guard Commits ‘Suicide’ By Driving Into a Pond and Drowning

http://www.thegoldwater.com/news/5319-R ... -By-[quote] Driving-Into-a-Pond-and-Drowning
Should a robot detect something wrong, it can squeak, whistle and make other loud noises intended to prevent criminals and others from causing troubles.

The Knightscope security robot like the one that just drowned looks something like a rounded dalek. It is a cheap way to have a roving guard patrolling sensitive, public areas. It cost only $7 per hour to rent out, and has special skills including the ability to fight attack and not get bored. Robots of this type are a good alternative to people so that they may not have to carry out dull patrolling jobs.[/quote]

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Post by Kazmyr » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:59 am

What the fuck are these people on to think that this is a valuable use of time and effort?

Also, double what the fuck: "over a quarter of young people surveyed would happily date a robot."

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Re: Tech General

Post by Fife » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:06 am

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Re: Tech General

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:07 am

Kazmyr wrote:
Also, double what the fuck: "over a quarter of young people surveyed would happily date a robot."
You're godamn right they would.

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HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Tech General

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:09 am

New model'a anus garaunteed not to prolapse or your money back.

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Post by Fife » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:12 am

TheReal_ND wrote:New model'a anus garaunteed not to prolapse or your money back.

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Re: Tech General

Post by Fife » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:13 am

Do girls go for robot sex also?

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Re: Tech General

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:15 am

TheReal_ND wrote:New model'a anus garaunteed not to prolapse or your money back.
I know there has got to be a good "danger Will Robinson" joke to be made here...
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Tech General

Post by Kazmyr » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:30 am

When you're feeling frisky, but bae isn't in the mood:

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