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Is hilarious.

I just turned on the t.v. and plugged in the rabbit ears, and first thing I see is a reporter in the field telling me it's windy outside, as if I didn't know that the second I stepped out the door.

Then he says something like, "do renters need renter insurance in case of wind damage? tune in for our report at nine." I don't know if I can handle that kind of suspense.

Next story was about a bank robbery. That's pretty cool. It's like I'm in an action movie. I'm just an extra on the other side of town, but still.

Some dude stabbed his wife to death and police tracked him down hiding in a canal.

Ringo Star is coming to El Paso. They're gonna tell me when and how to get tickets after the break.

There's another special report tonight at nine about the road construction on the ten the west side. At least half the city drives through there on a daily basis, and it's been like that for over two years, so I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know about it, but I'm interested to see what they have to report.

Oh, and commercials. Actually, this t.v. hasn't been turned on since the superbowl. :angry-screaming:
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They are putting everybody on this bitch.

Teachers of the month from each of five different districts are getting face time.

Weather lady pretty smart about telling people not to put their trash cans out tonight. Tonight's my trash night too. Pretty helpful.

Oct 30 Ringo Starr. I won't be here.

Lost signal. Oh shit. Power went out at the news station. I have never seen that shit happen before. She is standing in the dark waiting on the lights to come back up.

Didn't hear what the problem was, but the answer may be as simple as having the kids play outside. I'll have to tune in at seven to find out.

This is like a roller coaster.
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Hand the rabbit ears over okee. It's not worth it.

Also, you have a thread for El Paso news already.
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TheReal_ND wrote:Hand the rabbit ears over okee. It's not worth it.

Also, you have a thread for El Paso news already.
Shit.
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I've been meaning to add to the Houston thread but it's too much work and I don't care anymore/ever have....

Swear to god it's always some Hispanic name anyway.
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You should be at the gym during local news hour anyway.

Go take the 135s for a ride on the bench press. You'll thank me later.
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Speaker to Animals wrote:You should be at the gym during local news hour anyway.

Go take the 135s for a ride on the bench press. You'll thank me later.
Yeah. Gym...
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I love local news. Car chases and hot weather girls

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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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California wrote:I love local news. Car chases and hot weather girls
Do you have different girls for cold weather then? That is so decadent.
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