Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

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Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by SilverEagle » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:16 am

Fucking gross. WTF is wrong with people? Oh and she wants to get ribs removed. Somebody should tell this dumbass that we have ribs for a reason......nevermind if she's that dumb let her. We don't want her reproducing anyways.


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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:17 am

But how much would ISIS pay for her?

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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by SilverEagle » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:20 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:But how much would ISIS pay for her?
A goat.....maybe two?
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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:21 am

SilverEagle wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:But how much would ISIS pay for her?
A goat.....maybe two?

Goats are good investments. A guy down the road from me has over a dozen of them. He probably doesn't have to pay for any dairy at all. Is ISIS dumb enough to trade two goats for her?

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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by Ex-California » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:23 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
SilverEagle wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:But how much would ISIS pay for her?
A goat.....maybe two?

Goats are good investments. A guy down the road from me has over a dozen of them. He probably doesn't have to pay for any dairy at all. Is ISIS dumb enough to trade two goats for her?
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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by SilverEagle » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:26 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
SilverEagle wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:But how much would ISIS pay for her?
A goat.....maybe two?

Goats are good investments. A guy down the road from me has over a dozen of them. He probably doesn't have to pay for any dairy at all. Is ISIS dumb enough to trade two goats for her?
I assume that most of their goats are for rapping. So maybe they want a different flavor to mix things up?
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:27 am

I want to look like Lion-O from the Thundercats, where do I get started?

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I figure somebody has to rise up to challenge drtrech's Mumm-Ra look.

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Post by SilverEagle » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:28 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:I want to look like Lion-O from the Thundercats, where do I get started?

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I figure somebody has to rise up to challenge drtrech's Mumm-Ra look.
Start a go fund me. I'll pitch in. :lol:
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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by SilverEagle » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:32 am

As far as this nut job of a woman is concerned, her best bet is to move to Japan and either do weird Barbie themed porn or be a high end call girl in Japan. Those Japanese are into some messed up shit.
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Re: Woman spends $35k to try and look like a real life Barbie

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:35 am

I think you would have nightmares for years after that. You'd wake up screaming from the image of this creature's alien eyes looking up at you in the act.