South of the border thread

[Okeefenokee]

I'll start.

I just saw this,

Local hookers cringe as Venezuelans 'invade' market

"The Venezuelan colleagues have come to invade the market, being very elegant women, because we aren't going to take away their merits, they came with their own hair, not like us who bought it; come with their lipo (liposuction) done, came prepared and are very cute and on top of that, come with a lower cost," the activist said.

http://www.dominicantoday.com/dr/econom ... ade-market

Fucking immigration, man. It's a bitch.

[Okeefenokee]

Venezuela illegally issued 10,000 passports to Syrians, Iranians, report says

A former director of Venezuela’s Office of Identification, Migration and Foreigners said that during his 17 months in the post, the socialist government gave at least 10,000 Venezuelan passports and other documents to citizens of Syria, Iran and other Middle Eastern countries.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/17 ... -says.html

[heydaralon]

Some of those cartel execution videos are pretty wild. The chainsaw one is the best one. Those idiots never invest in decent camera equipment...

[TheReal_ND]

I lost my virginity to a 32 year old Venezuelan when I was 16 in Aruba.

AMA

(She was tall and gorgeous)

[TheReal_ND]

Meanwhile;

Chavista militias are executing opposition members in the streets of Caracas
US posters please help Venezuela, write your congressman today, tell him we need military intervention now

[Ex-California]

[Fife]

I lost my virginity to a 32 year old Venezuelan when I was 16 in Aruba.

AMA

(She was tall and gorgeous)

#Fuckwhiteprivilege

[Okeefenokee]

Smitty predicted another Vietnam in latin america.

[Okeefenokee]

Motherfucker shoulda paid his damn tv license.

[Okeefenokee]

Venezuela To Leave OAS, Death Toll Climbs After Dueling Rallies

It has been just under a month since dissatisfaction with Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro erupted into massive protests — but if Wednesday's street skirmishes in Caracas are any indication, the unrest is unlikely to end soon.

Nearly 30 people have been killed in the demonstration since the end of March, when the pro-Maduro Supreme Court tried to nullify an opposition-dominated legislature — but then quickly backpedaled.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/ ... -venezuela

I wonder if it was civil disobedience killed those folk.