Advice Getting a Tech Job:

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Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by Martin Hash » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:16 pm

1. Go to a prestige university.
2. Eat organic.
3. Ride your bike to work.
4. Be Asian.
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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:17 pm

Poo in loo.
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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:33 pm

Martin Hash wrote:1. Go to a prestige university.
2. Eat organic.
3. Ride your bike to work.
4. Be Asian.
I did none of the above, and I'm paid well to sit in a cube writing code.

Is this just some random racist shit that popped into your head, or is something behind it?
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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:36 pm

Das rite reycist. Take that.
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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:49 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:1. Go to a prestige university.
2. Eat organic.
3. Ride your bike to work.
4. Be Asian.
I did none of the above, and I'm paid well to sit in a cube writing on the MHF.

Is this just some random racist shit that popped into your head, or is something behind it?
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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:51 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:1. Go to a prestige university.
2. Eat organic.
3. Ride your bike to work.
4. Be Asian.
I did none of the above, and I'm paid well to sit in a cube writing on the MHF.

Is this just some random racist shit that popped into your head, or is something behind it?
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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:59 pm

Oh, I've worked out your posting times based on your work hours and when you put your kids to bed. :lol:

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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:03 pm

Get a real technology job.

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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:56 pm

Montegriffo wrote:Oh, I've worked out your posting times based on your work hours and when you put your kids to bed. :lol:

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Re: Advice Getting a Tech Job:

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:00 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Oh, I've worked out your posting times based on your work hours and when you put your kids to bed. :lol:

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:lol:
Half an hour later tonight, must adjust for weekends in future. :lol: :lol:
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